#February2016

Art: Kylo Ren x Pixar’s ‘Inside Out’ by Dan Hipp = all the feels

Amazon Prime offering 20% off of new game releases

fuck yes

Man, this is great goddamn news for me. I rock Amazon Prime for everything, from KY Jelly to socks. From books I’ll never read to video games. To its streaming service! So I’m already all-in on Prime. But I’m still fucking stoked that Amazon is continuing to sweeten the pot. The company is offering 20 futzing percent off of new games, and as someone who *always* buys them through their service, and buys way too many games, this is tremendous.

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Report: Idris Elba frontrunner for ‘The Dark Tower’ lead

Idris Elba.

Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.

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‘Metal Gear Cafe’ is a real place in Paris. Le Big Boss Burger, frreal.

Metal Gear Cafe.

Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.

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Tracy Morgan will host ‘Saturday Night Live’ in his return to performing

tracy morgan

Man, I haven’t watched an episode of SNL live in years upon years. But Tracy Morgan’s first return to performing demands that I break that streak this fall.

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Watch & Listen: ‘Super Mario Bros DJENT’, a chuggy metal ode to our childhood

‘Final Fantasy XV’ Malboro Trailer: Death by Elder One

‘The Witcher 3′ getting New Game Plus mode for its Final Free DLC

The Witcher 3.

Man, I’ve barely fucking touched The Witcher 3. You know. Marriage. Summer class. Arkham Knight. Now Sleeping Dogs. But even though I may never finish it, I will still vigorously applaud this decision. Every RPG should have a New Game +.

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Watch: Custom R2-D2 PlayStation 4 is a rad convergence of various pop cultures

Watch: World of Warcraft’s Westfall recreated in Unreal Engine 4

Nostalgia. Nostalgia all over the screen. Gorgeous nostalgia.

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