Man, this is great goddamn news for me. I rock Amazon Prime for everything, from KY Jelly to socks. From books I’ll never read to video games. To its streaming service! So I’m already all-in on Prime. But I’m still fucking stoked that Amazon is continuing to sweeten the pot. The company is offering 20 futzing percent off of new games, and as someone who *always* buys them through their service, and buys way too many games, this is tremendous.
Holy crap. How do you get me to give a futz about an adaptation of The Dark Tower? Cast Idris Elba.
Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.
Man, I haven’t watched an episode of SNL live in years upon years. But Tracy Morgan’s first return to performing demands that I break that streak this fall.
Man, I’ve barely fucking touched The Witcher 3. You know. Marriage. Summer class. Arkham Knight. Now Sleeping Dogs. But even though I may never finish it, I will still vigorously applaud this decision. Every RPG should have a New Game +.
Nostalgia. Nostalgia all over the screen. Gorgeous nostalgia.