Metal Gear Solid 5 drops on Tuesday, and we’re all celebrating it in different ways. But of all the ways one may do it, I don’t think any of us shall top opening up a fucking Metal Gear-themed cafe. We all lose this one, folks.
Man, I haven’t watched an episode of SNL live in years upon years. But Tracy Morgan’s first return to performing demands that I break that streak this fall.
Man, I’ve barely fucking touched The Witcher 3. You know. Marriage. Summer class. Arkham Knight. Now Sleeping Dogs. But even though I may never finish it, I will still vigorously applaud this decision. Every RPG should have a New Game +.
Nostalgia. Nostalgia all over the screen. Gorgeous nostalgia.
One of my biggest Big Brother Troll Jobs is continuously ragging on the BTTF trilogy in front of Rendar. ‘Cause brotherhood. But I actually genuinely love the first two flicks, and thusly I’m quite stoked to see them in the theater.