#April2011
More Wii 2 Controller Details & Rumors, With Mock-Ups!
There’s a shitload of new Wii 2 controller details, rumors, and purported mock-ups. I know I may be crazy saying this, but holy shit, could this rock?
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Mass Effect 3 Screens! Oh Hell Yeah.
Here’s two Mass Effect 3 screens courtesy of Game Informer. It isn’t much, but it’s enough to get the purple monster (alright, the diminutive purple insult) dancing in my pants.
Hit the jump to check them out.
In Hong Kong, 3D Porno Beats Avatar’s Opening Day. Nice!
In Hong Kong, things make sense. Whereas here in the United States we lavished sales upon sales on Avatar, Hong Kong saw a 3D porno beating James Cameron and his blue sons a bitches. Hell yeah, Hong Kong!
Saturn Is Linked To Its Moon Enceladus By An Electron Beam. Righteous.
If you’re ever feeling dulled with reality, just follow some fucking astronomy news. It’ll moisten your science-fiction glands, infusing you with the knowledge that the universe is fucking awesome. Take for example: Saturn is linked to its moon Enceladus by a fucking electron beam.
Microsoft and Sony Won’t Launch New Consoles Until 2014.
Last week saw news that not only is Nintendo going to unveil their Wii 2 or whatever quite soon, but also that they’re intending to launch it next year. It’s a rumor, but let’s pretend it’s true. Today news dropped from “industry sources” that Sony and Microsoft won’t return with their own salvos until 2014.
Hubble Celebrates 21st Birthday With Colliding Galaxies Sexiness.
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It’s okay to get a little sexy on your 21st birthday! It’s one of the last times that you can get hammered, make some bad decisions, and use a birthday to support the claim. So in order to celebrate Hubble’s birthday which turns 21 years-old on April 24, astronomers have released this sexy image of two colliding galaxies.
Thor’s Post-Credit Scene Reveals Villain of ‘The Avengers’ Flick. Maybe.
Ah, the soon to be officially ciché Marvel movies post-credits scene. Yep. Just stick Samuel Jackson in some shitty forty-second scene in with something leading up to the Avengers flick. They’ve been doing it for three years, there isn’t any reason to stop now. Apparently, purportedly, the post-credits scene in Thor tips off the villain for The Avengers.
Hit the jump for spoilers, ya fucks!
Variant Covers: One Uncanny Comic To Rule Them All!
This is Variant Covers! Every week I humbly show you the titles that I’m excited for on Wednesday, and I ask you to kindly splay yours out in front of me. It’s a nice pow wow in front of the paneled ponderings and the like. This week though, I’m not really feeling anything. Oh sure, there’s a list of titles that I’ll be buying, and probably even enjoying. Nothing that’s really getting my fires burning though. So indulge me, let’s play a game this week. You can buy one title this week. What is it? No fucking cheesing! One title to stem your tide until next week.
Exoplanet Has Is Own Shock Wave Shield To Save Its Atmosphere.
WASP-12b likes it hot. Or at least it better. Located just two million miles away from its star, the motherfucking temperature on its surface is 4000 degrees Fahrenheit. WASP-12b ain’t fretting though. It’s got its own blast shield to save its atmosphere.
Galactic science, get!
‘Thor’ and ‘Captain America’ Sequels Confirmed! Plus Other Marvel Movie News.
I have a good amount of anxiety regarding the superhero flick during and after the 2012 release schedule. In my fair estimation, we’re going to be fucking fatigued with the whole enterprise. More so than we are now. However, Marvel doesn’t share my concern. Marvel Studios president Kevin Fergie recently spoke about the sequels to their unreleased Cap and Thor movies, and more.
