David Cronenberg’s New Sci-Fi Movie ‘Crimes of the Future’ Shooting This Summer. Goddamn, Fuck Yes

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David Cronenberg is directing his first motherfucking movie in seven years this summer, folks. That ain’t the only thing to get your tits leaking, though. The son of a bitch, titled Crimes of the Future, is a science-fiction flick with an absolutely stacked cast.

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Best of OL Plays: Take It! ‘Dead Cells’ 5BC Journey Done.

Last night, I finally joined Bags in the 5BC (On Stream) Club. It was more or less one of my proudest gaming moments. As, uh, you can tell.

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Watch: Jason Momoa Drinking Beer And Throwing An Axe Is The Happiness We Need

‘Captain America: Civil War’ Super Bowl Trailer: You Picked The Wrong Side

Bill Hader joins ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ as the new captain


Bill Hader is awesome. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is awesome. Thus, this news is awesome.

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‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Final Trailer: Revenge is best served post-apocalyptic

‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Extended TV Spot: Excitement Assemble

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ International Trailer: Out Here Everything Hurts

Amy Schumer’s ‘Trainwreck’ Trailer: Monogamy Isn’t Realistic

So we have a movie written by and starring Amy Schumer. Check. It’s directed by Judd Apatow. 1996 Pop Culture Reference-laced check. And there’s a scene where John Cena references the fact that he looks like Secret of the Ooze Marky Mark.

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‘Parks and Recreation’ Final Season Trailer: NINJA ATTACK!!!


Oh my god. Just when I thought I couldn’t relate to Andy Dwyer anymore, the dude lands a fucking TV show in the last season of P&R. Titled Ninja Attack. I’m going to miss you, Spirit Fictional Character.

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