David Cronenberg is directing his first motherfucking movie in seven years this summer, folks. That ain’t the only thing to get your tits leaking, though. The son of a bitch, titled Crimes of the Future, is a science-fiction flick with an absolutely stacked cast.
Last night, I finally joined Bags in the 5BC (On Stream) Club. It was more or less one of my proudest gaming moments. As, uh, you can tell.
Bill Hader is awesome. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is awesome. Thus, this news is awesome.
So we have a movie written by and starring Amy Schumer. Check. It’s directed by Judd Apatow. 1996 Pop Culture Reference-laced check. And there’s a scene where John Cena references the fact that he looks like Secret of the Ooze Marky Mark.
Oh my god. Just when I thought I couldn’t relate to Andy Dwyer anymore, the dude lands a fucking TV show in the last season of P&R. Titled Ninja Attack. I’m going to miss you, Spirit Fictional Character.