#December2014
Laurie Greasley’s Force Awakens x Akira art wins
Laurie Greasley rules. This artwork rules.
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‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Trailer: Spacey’s Private Militia
Not even going to front. I’m unabashedly anticipating a journey down the yearly Doritos Jingoism hole. This time with House of Cards stuffed into its guts.
‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: That’s A Hulkbuster In My Pants
Frankly, FRANKLY, I see no goddamn reason for OL to exist if I cannot take a minute out of the Maelstrom of the Now to post the leaked Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF THIS SPACE-SHIP IS TO BE EXCITED OVER JAMS LIKE THIS.
Cosplay: Two Mad Moxxis from Borderlands, One Image
One Mad Moxxi is typically too much for me to handle. But two? C’mon, yo. Now you’re simply not playing fair.
Cosplay: Mad Moxxi wakes up the old Borderlands
Ah! Nothing like a cheap, shameless crotch joke to celebrate this glorious Mad Moxxi cosplay. Right? I know. I suck.
BUT WAIT! Quentin Tarantino’s ‘THE HATEFUL EIGHT’ could still happen.
Good! Good!, I say. Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight could still happen. Was it last week when Tarantino was threatened to take his ball and go home after the script leaked? Or two weeks ago? Whatever the case. I can understand being furious but don’t cut your nose to spite your face, bro! #thatclichelife
‘KUNG FURY’ TRAILER: Time-Travelling Gnarly Karate
Adolph Hitler. Thor. 1980’s cop movies. Viking babes. Dinosaurs. Kung Fury is poised to be the Blood Dragon equivalent of movies. I’m in.
Cosplay: JASMINE from ‘ALLADIN’ is the SEXIEST THIEF OF AGRABAH
Oh lord. Just ridiculously sexy Disney princess cosplay. Fuck Spring Breakers, here be a Disney princess all grown up. Yeah. I don’t know man. Keep the loaves of bread away from me, ’cause the heat from my loins is about to toast them.
MARS got a BANANAS Northern Polar Ice Cap.
Woah! What a dumb first line. Whatever. Double woah! Take a look at Mars’ northern polar ice cap. There are some seriously impressive natural forces taking place in this picture. Forces so majestic in scope that I cannot even begin to understand them. I’m just here for the free chicken and pictures!
Cosplay: ‘GHOST IN THE SHELL’ cosplay is LATEX/CYBORG fusion.
Yep. I vote yes on this cosplay. I would let her stick her Ethernet cable in my router port. Or something. Whatever. Just check it out.
