#November2017
Ubisoft dropping ‘Far Cry 5’, new ‘Assassin’s Creed’, and more in the next year
I am *so* fucking ready for the next Far Cry, friends. And we are going to be getting one in the next (fiscal) year.
Watch: Teaser For Dave Chappelle’s Two Netflix Stand-Up Specials
I…I’m suffering an inability to believe that a G.O.A.T of the comedy world is really returning. But, fuck, am I thankful for it.
‘Final Fantasy 15’ First DLC Episode Dropping In March
We now know when we will be getting our first batch of serious Final Fantasy 15 DLC, folks. March! And, even better! It is going to star Gladiolus. My personal fave.
‘The Fate Of The Furious’ Trailer: We Got A Tank. And Betrayal!
First trailer The Fate Of The Furious has dropped! And with it! Intrigued! Dom’s bad! Double intrigue! Transporter Guy is good! Seriously, this movie universe has the internal logic of wrestling narratives. Betrayals, heel turns, face turns, double heel turns, violence, latent homoeroticism. This may explain why I love it so much.
‘Wipeout’ Remasters Coming To PlayStation 4 In The ‘Omega Collection’
Wipeout is getting itself a remastered anthology on the PlayStation 4, titled the Omega Collection. Listen, anyone affixing “omega” to anything is fucking clutch in my book. So I give this development my approval. It also doesn’t hurt that the fucking Wipeout games were fantastic, and it’s a goddamn shame we haven’t gotten a new one since 2012.
‘Han Solo’ Movie Is A “Western” And “Heist” Movie
I’m really excited for the Han Solo movie. The stars. The directors. And, now the direction of the movie, which apparently is going to be in the vein of a Western and heist flick.
‘Preacher’ Series Premiere Trailer: A Hell of A Good Time
Man, I can’t fucking wait for Preacher. It was one of my favorite comic book series during my late adolescence, exploiting my cliched angst with the Lord, anger at the World, and love of Sex and Violence. Not much has changed deep in my Soul since them days sixteen+ years ago, and so I’m hoping I have a mutually explicit reverie for the TV series.
