Here’s a rumor for you! And no matter how you take it, don’t take it this way: that a Universe that is making millions (billions) of dollars is literally ending.

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Can Olivia Munn act? I’m not even trolling, I simply don’t know. I most aware of her through my inherent jealousy at her getting to date Aaron Rodgers (and I don’t). So like, thoughts? Can she?

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Kodi Smit-McPhee is the X-Universe‘s new cinematic Nightcrawler. Apparently he was in Dawn of the Rise of the Beginning of the Ape Planet, but I don’t remember him.

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Looks like Chucky Xavier is getting his love interest back in X-Men: Apocalypse.

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OOPH. My pledge to not fucking tease bullshit in headlines was directly challenged by my desire to not sport enormous, unwieldy headlines. But hey I don’t proofread and I scream “STOP ENFORCING CULTURAL CAPITAL” when people talk about “spelling” something “correctly” so fucking fuck it! Oh yeah this isn’t about me. Storm, Cyclops, and Jean Grey have been cast in X-Men: Apocalypse.

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Oscar Isaac is going BIG TIME, BRO. Not only is he in the upcoming Wars of Stars Flick, but apparently he’s going to be kicking muties’ asses in the next X-Men installment.

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Looks like we’re getting some fucking Jean Grey up in X-Men: Apocalypse. And to that I say fucking good! If I can’t get my goddamn Jean Grey proper in the comics (or maybe I can, truthfully I’ve fucking checked out of the X-Verse), at least give me the Baddest of Them All in cinematic form.

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So X-Men: Apocalypse is going to be a 1980’s period piece? Maybe it’s because it’s the Friday before Spring Break, but I can’t muster up my usual contempt for Singer. It’s not there. I’m surfing a Sudafed/Monster Energy buzz that is glazed over with a healthy slathering of contentment. So I’ll say this: I hope it’s good. There. (But it won’t be because Singer is a hack and the X-Universe is a mess.)

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Bryan Singer hasn’t finished shitting out X-Men: Every Cameo Ever Except for Rogue – Time Travelling!, but that isn’t stopping him from talking about the next flick. Which he isn’t even officially directing yet but let us be honest we won’t be spared. So what exactly is X-Men: Apocalypse going to be about?

Hit the jump and you shall receive.

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