#December2016
Two ‘Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild’ Trailers: Give Us This Already
Nintendo. Enough. Just give us this new Zelda already. These trailers are too sexy, the wait has been too long. Give us. Give me!
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Report: Wii U Is Going Out Of Production This Week
Woah. This week, Nintendo is officially ceasing production of the Wii U. I guess they’re fully switching (ha!) their focus to its successor.
Watch: 40 Stunning Minutes of ‘Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild’
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is shaping up to be a fucking stunning, gorgeous spectacle. I thought that before this 40 minutes of gameplay, and I doubly think it now.
Nintendo NX dropping March 2017; ‘Legend of Zelda’ is a launch title
The new Nintendo console has been dated, arriving next year. That Legend of Zelda game we’ve all been sweating, because it was fucking promised for the fucking Wii U, has been dated as well, arriving next year (yeah, yeah, for the fucking Wii U as an afterthought whatever, fuck).
Rumor: This is the Nintendo NX Controller, it has no buttons [update: v. fake]
Oh. Well. Check it out. Another new Nintendo console, another wonky controller.
‘Paper Mario: Color Splash’ Trailer: Coming to Nintendo’s Wii U this year
Paper Mario game? Sort of dope. Sort of neat. Working against it in my eyes? It’s NOT MY GODDAMN ZELDA GAME I WAS PROMISED. #InfinitelyEntitled But seriously, it looks pretty dope.
Report: Nintendo’s new console “NX” to be revealed in June, released in October-November
Man. They’re really doing it, Nintendo. Aren’t they? I stubbornly want to dismiss every report about their upcoming system, since I just snagged their current one last Christmas. And the company ain’t never given me the Zelda on the system they promised, nor a new 3D Mario. Which chaps my ass! But alas, it appears I’m just going to have to #RockTheSerenityPrayer and accept this.
‘The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD’ coming to Wii U on March 4, 2016
Hey! Who needs a new Legend of Zelda game?! I mean, I would surely like one! But I’m not going to be getting it any time soon, it appears. Instead, Nintendo is offering me a futzing second Zelda HD Remake for the Wii U. Hard pass.
