#July2015

‘Uncharted 4’ had eight months of work scrapped when ‘Last of Us’ devs took over

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Why did Uncharted 4 suffer such a delay? We have our answer. According to Nolan (Nathan Drake) North, when the Last of Us Minds took over the project, they scrapped eight months of work.

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Visceral’s ‘Star Wars’ game is going to be in style of ‘Uncharted.’ Bless The Force.

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Well, I suppose this makes sense. According to the actor behind Nathan Drake, the collective talent that left Naughty Dog and the Uncharted series to make a Star Wars game will be making a game similar to Uncharted. Go figure. And I cannot fucking wait.

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‘Uncharted’ movie loses its director, and is going in “new direction.” Oh.

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BE MORE VAGUE, Sony. The fuck you doing with the Uncharted movie. Seems like the formula is pretty obvious. Mirror (to an extent) Indiana Jones, which is a pretty glaring inspiration in the first place.

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‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’ E3 Gameplay Trailer: One Last Time

Well f**k: ‘Uncharted 4’ delayed until Spring 2016

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Oh PlayStation, my PlayStation (4). When are you going to get an exclusive worth getting excited about? inFamous: Generic Douche was okay. The Order: 1669 was dog shit. And now the game I pinned my hopes on, Uncharted 4: Nathan Drake’s Next-Gen Neck Hair, has been delayed.

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Game Informer’s February cover reveal: ‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’

Fuck yes.

Goddamn, this game is coming out this year. I SAY GODDAMN.

Naughty Dog artist drops HD images of Nathan Drake model from ‘Uncharted 4’

So good.

Well, it’s almost 2015. Which means that the current console generation is inching closer to the year where it seems like it’ll actually begin. One of the titles dropping next year that is tickling my taint is Uncharted 4, and an artist from Naughty Dog has seen fit to really get my gummy bits lubed. The talented fucker goes by the name of Frank Tzeng and he has unleashed a collection of images featuring UC4’s Nathan Drake model. So good.

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‘Uncharted 4’ Gameplay Video: 2015 Is Far Away

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I fucking miss you, Nathan Drake. And when I see you in next-gen glory, your absence in my life is felt as a physical hunger. I need you. Your half-tuck. Your unkempt neck hair. Your gunplay.

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E3 2014: ‘UNCHARTED 4: A THIEF’S END’ Trailer: Drake’s Last Crusade?

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There are no words or phrases that could properly describe the fanboy squeal I let out upon seeing Nathan Drake’s next-gen model. But here are some attempts: pathetic, vaguely lustful, high-pitched, horny?, excited, jacked, pumped, somewhat sad, and overly excited.

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