#March2014
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN CRAPPING PANTS; proposes a ‘GAME OF THRONES’ movie.
You have to love George R.R. Martin, and his dripping diaper. Dude seems to be crapping his pants over the fact that Game of Thrones is catching up to his series. Instead of actually, you know, writing the next novels he seems to be coming up with a litany of ideas to cover his ass in case (NAY, WHEN) the television show burns through his material. His latest proposition? A movie.
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FX announces ‘LOUIE’ RETURN DATE. Absurdist Misery Incoming!
Louie. Louis CK. Ya’ll both been gone from my television-set for a while now. I appreciate the the hiatus, and I appreciate that FX let you take it. You’ve been taking your time, refining your shit. Nothing worse than trying to force material if it ain’t there. However, there has been a pall without you. So I’m fucking stoked to see that you’re returning soon. Soon!
Dude from ‘HEROES’ joins ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD’ as Hulk-Chasing D-Bag Colonel
Oh snap! One of those brothers from that Watchmen rip-off TV show is joining Agents of SHIELD. That’s right — the dude who played Nathan Petrelli shall be hopping, skipping, jumping into another comic book-laced TV show.
‘GOTHAM’ (dat BATMAN prequel) logo and plot synopsis revealed. Aiight.
Fox has pulled down its pants and swung around its plot synopsis for Gotham, the Batman-Not-Batman Prequel that they shall be airing. TL;DR edition? Shit kicks off with Jimmy and Friend trying to solve the murder of Brucey’s parents. For the unabridged version, as well as the full logo, hit the jump.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 4 Trailer; Plus! How Long The Show Will Run
My abandonment at the hands of a concluded True Detective is vicious. Stumbling, snot-nosed, crying through the aisles of 7-Eleven. My slurpee-vomit caked t-shirt displaying Rust’s face. My finger paint execution of said likeness, flawless. Thankfully though, there shall be a Throne soon arriving to quell this hysteria.
Join me in watching a new trailer for the show’s fourth season! Plus! Details about the show’s long term details!
Warner Bros. reveals Grant Gustin’s FULL ‘FLASH’ costume. I dig it.
I haven’t really watched any of the CW’s stable of DC comic adaptations. Gave up on Smallville. Want to watch Arrow but haven’t as of now. Yet even I am a little piqued in the pink-bits at the costume Grant Gustin shall be wearing on the upcoming Flash.
Hit the jump for a full look.
New ‘ORPHAN BLACK’ Season 2 Trailer: All Your Clones Are Belong To Us
New Orphan Black trailer! New Orphan Black trailer! Drop down and get your clone on? Or something?
Just hit the jump.
Dan Harmon + Mitch Hurwitz = WORKING ON MYSTERY PROJECT OF GLORY.
Dan Harmon. Mitch Hurwitz. Hard to think of two bigger cult heroes in the world of comedic television. (I’m not really thinking hard at all, but I ruminate on their names and I’m like HOLY SHIT THEY’RE BOTH BIG.) Now these two wonderful bastards are working on a project. Together! Can your gaping maw hold their glory thrusts? Mine can!
‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ SEASON 2 Details: Cults In The Train Stations?
True Detective is over. I know this objectively. I also know this emotionally, as the existential chasm that its departure carved out in me has been raging all day! But I shall not despair! Instead I’ll bask in the very early details about the show’s second season.
’24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY’ Trailer: Would You Believe Bauer Goes Rogue?
Everyone’s favorite distributor of Torture Porn is back in the house. And would you believe despite giving Jack Bauer a respite, the writers of 24: Live Another Day seem to offer nothing new? Even in the trailer? I mean — mentioning that he’s a traitor in the span of a thirty-second trailer? Pretend to do something different, FOX! (Or maybe it’s just the old “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Cause I’ll end up watching anyways.)
