Monday Morning Commute: Lock and Load for the Cyber-Scum


Welcome to Monday Morning Commute, scum-lords. It’s a fairly nondescript week for me. Nothing really coming up. Maybe seeing a flick with the BetterHalf. Listening to TheMusic. Spending time in VideoGameWorld. Some weeks the world pops, with a litany of excitement awaiting me. Some weeks the world drags, offering up nothing special in the way of respite from the grind.

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First Look: The Vision revealed in official ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ poster

‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: A Vision of Things to Come

MOAR! ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art


..and like pretty much all of the Avenging: Age of Terminator artwork, this new slew of promo artwork centers on a) the team posing like a bunch of dick-faced stooges and b) the Anthony-Stark Fascist-Bot versus Hulk fight. Oh! And a couple cool pieces of The Vision.

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‘Age of Ultron’ Non-News: The Vision to appear in other MCU movies


Gasp! The Vision will be in more movies than just Avengers: Age of Ultron. Hey, whatever. It’s non-news. It’s right there in the fucking title. But for those of us at home, covered in slop, covered in snow, covered in Chez-It crumbs, covered in self-hate, covered in Bucky Barnes homemade pajamas, it’s worth something. Something obvious, but still.

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First Official Look: The Vision from ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

Avengers - Age of Ultron.

This is (maybe, sort of, potentially) a first look at Vision from Avengers: Age of Ultron. All is predicated on whether or not this image of a poster for the flick is legitimate. So you’ve eaten the fucking caveat! If it turns out to be bogus I don’t want to hear any grousing. You’ve been warned.

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Vin Diesel is teasing he’ll be The Vision in ‘AVENGERS 2’, people actually believe him.

Golly gosh! With Avengers 2 three years out, the script nowhere in sight, and Vin Diesel categorically one of the worst actors of all time, somehow people are believing the dude may actually be The Vision. This reminds me of that Sean Young tipped the world off to how crazy she was by campaigning for Catwoman.

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