Watch: That ‘Avengers: Endgame’ theory where Ant-Man kills Thanos through his ass has a a video

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Whelp, we have the video finally. THANUS. Ant-Man killing Thanos through his ass. The internet is a good, horrifying, troubling place. But, I’m here for it.

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‘Avengers 4’ title should scare Marvel fans, says Russo Brothers. We get it, Thanos wins

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At this point for me, it’s not a question of if the Avengers can stop Thanos in Infinity War. It’s a question of how many goddamn heroes die trying to stop him, and how they’re going to unfuck his damage in Avengers 4. A movie, which I’m sort of assuming is going to be titled Avengers: Reign of Thanos or some shit.

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Thanos got all the Infinity Stones in ‘Empire’ magazine cover. Dude flexing, conquering everything

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Thanos got himself a completed Infinity Gauntlet in the latest cover of Empire magazine. Like, none of us were expecting him to not win in Infinity War, right? If so, ya’ll dumb. Real dumb.

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Thanos being helped by his children the Black Order in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

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All I know of Thanos’ Black Order comes from Jonathan Hickman and Jerome Opena’s recent work on Avengers and their Marvel event, Infinity. However, what I know of them *from* the aforementioned above, is that they’re fierce as fuck, and pretty bad ass.

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Full look at Thanos from ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ revealed at D23 Expo

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There’s an enormous-as-fuck-enormous statue of Thanos at Disney’s D23 Expo. Said statue gives us the best look yet at how the Mad Titan will appear in Avengers: Infinity War.

Hit the jump to check it out, because, like, potential spoilers or some shit.

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Thanos’ motivation in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ will resemble ‘Infinity Gauntlet’ storyline. No shit.

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Little bit of “no shit’ news to feed the slop-culture drone machine on this Monday. Did you know, could you fathom, that the storyline so obviously inspired by Marvel’s Infinity Gauntlet will feature motivations taken from, wait for it, Infinity Gauntlet? But, hey. I’m down to talk anything Infinity War, so here we are.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Set Photo: Behold Josh Brolin’s (Motion Capture Suit) Thanos!


The Russo Brothers have shared a picture from the set of Avengers: Infinity War, featuring Thanos. Or, at least, it features Josh Brolin wearing a motion capture suit, daring us to imagine the Big Purple Fuck in his place.

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Josh Brolin is Thanos? I can dig it! But that isn’t saying much. I dig Josh Brolin on The General, so him participating in the MCU is enough to get my back arching in fanboy glands-swelling ecstasy.

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MOAR ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ Images. Plus its ‘AVENGERS 3’ connection!

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Hankering for more Guardians of the Galaxy images? In the higherest (new word) of resolutions? Plus how the flick is (honestly, obviously) going to connect to Avengers 3? And more details? For your gluttonous geek guts? Then you’ve found the right fucking place.

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Buy These Flippin Comics! (8/14/2013) Omega To Infinity!!


Another week, another batch of funnybooks.  Hit the jump for more of my words, plus a special guest host!

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