Man! Look at Star-Lord. Beautiful fucker. Just look at him in this new photo! Beautiful. But also “damaged goods” according to James Gunn.
Christ, I may have to dip back into a Marvel monthly comic (outside of Moon Knight). Not only is Star-Lord getting a title in the upcoming Marvel NOW! relaunch, but the title is being written by Chip Zdarsky. Not only is the title being written by Chip Zdarsky, the artwork and Star-Lord redesign is being handled by the filthy talented Kris Anka.
I want to marry Pratt so badly, but I think I have like, at most, a 35% chance. I mean, it’s not because I’m worried, or I wouldn’t get my wife’s blessing. It’s just that he doesn’t return my telegrams, or Instagram messages, or psychic gonad mutterings.
Chris Pratt pushes play on “Awesome Mix Vol. 2” as ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ rehearsals begin
Listen, I know this really isn’t reporting much. But I’m pumped, nay!, jacked, nay!, jacked+pumped for the sequel to my favorite film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. So I’m going to happily consume any flimsy pseudo-news wrapped in the franchise’s spectral form that comes my way.
Man! Rule 63 Star-Lord cosplay coming in hot. As hot as a burning…Star! Lord! Hahahaha! My shitty jokes are shitty. Just enjoy the cosplay.
[Update: James Gunn says nah.]
Star-Lord’s father is going to be featured in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and the identity of this paternal figure has been up for date. A new rumor purports to have cracked this case for us, friends. And for what its worth, the identity named, and its logical placement in the grander MCU makes sense to me. How about you? Do you buy it? Do you like it?
So okay. I’m pretty much down with this movie until proven otherwise. It’s got the goddamn Star-Lord riding with a DinoSquad, ready to take on the most dangerous dinosaur ever: ScienceT-RexGeneticSpliceRoar. Or whatever they’re calling it.
EHHHH, I don’t know. I’m running out of fucking ways to describe these Guardians of the Galaxy character posters. The two final posters completing the set have been dropped, and they’re starring Andy Dwyer and some Wrestler Guy. Get some! In your soul!
Not content with completely dominating my geek prostate (and truth be told probably my actual prostate) with Winter Soldier, Marvel has issued out into the Ether a new Guardians of the Galaxy clip. Some new footage. Some old footage. Same burning want in me loins.