#September2013
‘DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION’ GAMEPLAY VIDEO: The Next Gen Treats Dragons Good
Dios mio, I am getting more and more excited for Teh Dragon Age III: Don’t Call It A Comeback. A gameplay video for the game has dropped, and it is fucking stunning. Oh next (next?) generation engines, you treat my testicles so well. Making them throb, vibe, vibrate in my pantaloons.
No Comments
Cosplay: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA STORMTROOPER. Eat it, Michael Bay.
Now this is a reimagining of the Ninja Turtles that I can get behind. Motherfuckers get busy thrashing Splinter, then they turn their sights onto infiltrating the Empire with the help of a whiny farm boy. Grab the princess, blow up the space station. Pizza for all.
FIRST LOOK: ELLEN PAGE in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ Aiight.
Yeahokaymaybe I’m a little excited about the idea of Ellen Page being in the new X-Folk movie. I know it’s totally incongruent with my general vitriol towards the movie but I never signed up to be consistent.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ SEASON 3 IMAGES: Everyone dies, and no one smiles.
Hey! You! Here are a slew of new pictures from Game of Thrones’ third season. Don’t worry about memorizing the names. Literally all these people die. One giant dragon hurls a flaming scatalogical ball of doom. It kills them all.
Rumor: Viggo Mortensen as DR. STRANGE in ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’? Hell yeah.
From Aragorn to Arakarababa zappy do! That’s a spell. Get it? Ah, fuck me. Whatever. Sir Viggo, known not just for Lord of the Rings but bare ass sauna fights, may be appearing in the second Thor flick. The world is better for this.
