#March2013
SAM MENDES not directing next JAMES BOND FLICK. I frown.
I’m the token Skyfall masturbator around here, and I don’t give a shit. No one likes it as much as me, and I generally accept their criticisms. Even with them acknowledged, the combination of Daniel Craig whupping ass and Sam Mendes’ gorgeous visuals had me sprung. So, it is with a heavy heart that I read this dispiriting news.
Now go bring in Christopher Nolan, MGM. Do it.
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‘SKYFALL’ US POSTER has Bond sliding around on his ass. Dude, get up. Them some expensive pants.
New poster for Skyfall, with Danny Craig totally scuffing up his knickers. C’mon man!
‘SKYFALL’ TRAILER: Bond’s abs, guns, seduction, and Javier Bardem’s wonky face.
Cyeah! Here’s the full trailer for Skyfall. It’s got everything you’d expect from Bond. Senseless violence. Senseless seduction. Him trapped to a chair while a villain monologues.
‘Skyfall’ To Be Bond’s Debut On The IMAX. Enormo Craig Abs!
Oh golly I can only imagine the resplendent glimmer of masculine glory that will Daniel Craig’s taut body splayed across an IMAX screen. It’s coming! Be prepared. Take a towel, hide your children.
