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‘Resident Evil’ 4, 5, and 6 coming to PS4 and Xbox One
Oh hey! I guess I don’t give one sliver of a fuck about this! Namely because I know I’d never get around to playing these re-issues. But if I have to have a #HotTake, I’d say it’s fucking ludicrous that the universally reviled Resident Evil 6 is dropping first.
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Chew your own face off: It’s Resident Evil 6
Whether it be good or bad, Resident Evil 6 is getting written about and talked about a whole lot. Every gaming website seems to be running a ‘best bit of a bad game feature’ or a condescending guide on how you’re playing it wrong, all just to keep that sweet advertising revenue rolling in and make sure they avoid another Jeff Gerstmann situation. That said, review scores have hardly been kind to the latest installment of the Resident Evil series and it isn’t hard to see why. Read the rest of this entry »
Wut: ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ copies already in the hands of assholes in Poland. F**k,
Fucking copies of Resident Evil 6 are running the towns of Poland. They don’t give no shits. A month until street date? Fuck that. Fuck you! They’re in the wild. Shitting on your lawns. Infecting your video game systems.
Press Start: moist palms and stat-tracking qualms
This week my prayers were finally answered. After weeks of ceremoniously burning copies of Too Human as sacrifice to my polygonal God, the games industry has finally started moving again. This week’s Games Con saw a whole host of sexy new trailers and announcements, including the likes of Star Wars: 1313, Metal Gear Rising and the impressive Remember Me.
Now that you’ve watched those, here’s my selection of the not quite so prominent goings-on in the games industry, or at least the happenings that won’t just result in two paragraphs of me gushing like a schoolboy.
‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ COMIC-CON TRAILER: Run quickly, shoot shit even quicker.
Boom! A new Resident Evil 6 trailer, fresh out of the Comic-Con Madness.
‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ Gets $1,000+ Premium Edition. Buy It Coward, For Us All
Man, there’s luxury and then there is luxury. Capcom is dropping a premium edition for Resident Evil 6 that comes with its own goddamn leather jacket. A fucking leather jacket can be yours, for only a little over $1,000.
NEW ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ TRAILER: Redfield & Kennedy Smolder Runs Deep!
Yo! Here’s a new Resident Evil 6 trailer. Leaking out of the gaping zombiefied maw of the Internet into your brain-mouth. Redfield and Kennedy! A Japanese game I may actually care about! Stoked!
New ‘Resident Evil 6’ Details! No Rocky/Apollo Confirmation. Frown.
All I want out of Resident Evil 6 is a glorious moment where Leon and Chris skip along a beach holding hands and jumping up and hugging. You know, some Rocky III type shit. New details don’t confirm this, but they do get me excite!!!! for the game.
Trailer: ‘RESIDENT EVIL 6’ Starring Leon & Chris? Apollo/Rocky GET
Holy balls. 2012 just got doper in the gaming circuit. Resident Evil Fucking 6, starring Leon *and* Chris? Holy shit. This is straight-up Rocky 3 wet-dream time. I can’t only hope it’s as homoerotic.
