#September2019
Watch: Astronomers capture black hole shredding a star. Space is so fucking metal!
My friends, yet again astronomers have captured some metal-as-fuck activity. A NASA satellite has captured a blackhole shredding a star.
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The International Space Station captures Hurricane Dorian’s sublime horror
Hurricane Dorian is a beautiful monster. Beautiful, yes. But, also considerably destructive. Here’s a glimpse at it from the ISS.
NASA confirms its mission to Jupiter’s moon Europa to hunt for signs of life. Go, go, go!
NASA has confirmed it’s going to Jupiter’s moon Europa, folks. Launching a sumbitch up into the Cosmos to hunt for life. Expected launch date? Somewhere between 2033 and 2035.
NASA’s exoplanet hunting TESS telescope captures mysterious supernova, going above and beyond its job
NASA’s TESS has spotted a mysterious supernova, friends! Said supernova left behind hydrogen, which, apparently, ain’t supposed to be found in a white dwarf.
NASA approves plan to 3D Print spaceship parts in orbit. In orbit! The future is getting wild, my dudes!
NASA has approved a plan to print motherfucking spaceship parts in orbit. This news comes on the heels of last week’s revelation that Russia intends to 3D print moon bases. On the Moon. Shit is getting interesting, friends.
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet yet. But hey, finding a planet is dope regardless, right?
NASA’s TESS spacecraft has found its smallest exoplanet. It’s small as fuck! But, that ain’t the real bummer. What is? It’s outside of a hospitable zone. Still though, TESS. Good job, great effort.
NASA chooses Saturn’s moon Titan as its next destination. Gimme a cosmic hell yeah, comrades!
Oh fuck yeah, fellas! NASA is going to Saturn’s moon Titan. It ain’t exactly a settlement on Mars, but, fuck it, I’ll take it.
NASA is opening the International Space Station to tourists. I’m currently accepting donations, my friends.
Goddamn, would it make my life to spend a night at the International Space Station.
NASA is teaming up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lunar lander for humans. Get our asses to the Moon!
NASA is very fucking serious about getting to the Moon again in the near future. The latest sign? The agency is teaming-up with SpaceX and Blue Origin to design a lander.
NASA is planning on visting a shattered, volcanic asteroid called Psyche. Space is so fucking metal!
It’s become a refrain of mine, but I’ll stop using it when it stops being true. Space is so fucking metal. I mean, a shattered, volcanic asteroid? Hell yeah.
