Space Swoon: Check out the Milky Way’s Galactic Center! Get off this wild planet, but for a moment!

nasa milky way galactic center

NASA has dropped a gorgeous view of the Milky Way’s galactic center. It’s just enough to get away for a moment from the global pandemic. To bask in some glorious cosmic perspective, you know?

Hit the jump to check it out in its full glory.

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NASA Probe exploring an asteroid accidentally takes picture of a fucking black hole! Happy little accidents!

nasa asteroid black hole image

Sometimes, you put your mind to it and succeed wildly. Sometimes, you put your mind to it and fail. However, other times you just stumble into victory. Such is the case with this NASA probe which snapped an image of a black hole without even trying.

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NASA’s TESS mission finds Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. Which is rad and all, but like, it’s 100 light-years away

nasa tess earth sized planet habitable zone

On one hand, I want to be really stoked about NASA finding an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. But, at the same time we’re doing a good job of toasting ourselves before we get anywhere near a planet 100 light-years away. You know?

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Curiosity Rover finds weird oxygen fluctuations on Mars. We’re on to you, Illuminati!

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Ha! I knew the fucking Illuminati was hiding out on Mars. Now, it’s pretty much all but confirmed. Okay, okay, maybe not. But still. NASA’s Curiosity Rover has detected mysterious oxygen fluctuations on the Red Planet. Either way, it’s fucking awesome.

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NASA is seriously considering sending an orbiter to Pluto. Let’s fucking go, NASA! Let’s go!

nasa pluto orbiter

NASA, when considering whether or not to send an orbiter to Pluto, I suggest the following. Say yes. Always say yes when considering to send an orbiter anywhere.

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Space Swoon: A gorgeous glimpse at four galaxy mega-clusters colliding!

Fuck yeah! The Chandra X-ray Observatory snagged this righteous picture! It’s a capture of four galaxy mega-clusters colliding.

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Japan is going to help NASA build a space station near the Moon for the Artemis Program. Fuck yeah, collaboration!

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Japan and NASA are working together to build a motherfucking space station near the Moon. It’s part of NASA’s quest to get our asses to Mars, and return to the Moon. And, I’m stoked.

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NASA has unveiled the future spacesuits astronauts will wear to the Moon by 2024

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NASA has a mandate, folks. They need to get motherfuckers to the Moon by 2024. And perhaps obviously, a lot of shit is going into this. Including, but not limited to, spacesuits for the astronauts’ fleshbags. Spacesuits which the agency has given a look at.

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Watch: Astronomers capture black hole shredding a star. Space is so fucking metal!

My friends, yet again astronomers have captured some metal-as-fuck activity. A NASA satellite has captured a blackhole shredding a star.

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The International Space Station captures Hurricane Dorian’s sublime horror

Hurricane Dorian is a beautiful monster. Beautiful, yes. But, also considerably destructive. Here’s a glimpse at it from the ISS.

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