#August2020
SpaceX has successfully returned NASA astronauts to Earth, completing first Crew Dragon passenger flight!
Friends! Friends. Today, SpaceX successfully returned NASA astronauts to Earth! Fuck yes! It’s true, Elon Musk fucking sucks. I know this! I know this. But, there’s a lot of other talented rad folk at SpaceX, and I’m glad they’re crushing it.
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NASA experiment shows that radishes could probably grow in Lunar soil. I fucking hate radishes, but this is…rad
Man! What the fuck we going to eat, when we’re living on the Moon? Well, according to this NASA experiment? Radishes! Grown in the lunar soil.
NASA spacecraft so far away it sees stars at a new angle. Cosmic perspective, breh!
NASA’s New Horizons is fucking far away, folks. How far away? Well, I’ll tell ya! Especially if you didn’t read the headline. The motherfucker is so far away, its seeing stars at a different angle.
Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno captures Jupiter’s hazy high atmosphere. It’s gorgeous, brother!
Yo! Peep a look at Jupiter’s hazy higher atmosphere! It’s courtesy of NASA’s Juno mission.
Hit the jump to check it out, ’cause it’s huge.
NASA wants to chase Interstellar Objects using a fucking orbital slingshot. How goddamn bad ass!
Today, in fucking fantastic space exploration news? NASA wants to chase interstellar objects with an orbital slingshot. Gimme a fuck yeah!
Space Swoon: Check out the Milky Way’s Galactic Center! Get off this wild planet, but for a moment!
NASA has dropped a gorgeous view of the Milky Way’s galactic center. It’s just enough to get away for a moment from the global pandemic. To bask in some glorious cosmic perspective, you know?
Hit the jump to check it out in its full glory.
NASA Probe exploring an asteroid accidentally takes picture of a fucking black hole! Happy little accidents!
Sometimes, you put your mind to it and succeed wildly. Sometimes, you put your mind to it and fail. However, other times you just stumble into victory. Such is the case with this NASA probe which snapped an image of a black hole without even trying.
NASA’s TESS mission finds Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. Which is rad and all, but like, it’s 100 light-years away
On one hand, I want to be really stoked about NASA finding an Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone. But, at the same time we’re doing a good job of toasting ourselves before we get anywhere near a planet 100 light-years away. You know?
Curiosity Rover finds weird oxygen fluctuations on Mars. We’re on to you, Illuminati!
Ha! I knew the fucking Illuminati was hiding out on Mars. Now, it’s pretty much all but confirmed. Okay, okay, maybe not. But still. NASA’s Curiosity Rover has detected mysterious oxygen fluctuations on the Red Planet. Either way, it’s fucking awesome.
NASA is seriously considering sending an orbiter to Pluto. Let’s fucking go, NASA! Let’s go!
NASA, when considering whether or not to send an orbiter to Pluto, I suggest the following. Say yes. Always say yes when considering to send an orbiter anywhere.
