#February2021

NASA has shared video of Mars Perseverance rover landing. Also, first audio from Mars. From. Mars. Mars!!!

Jesus Christ, the future is feeling real today. NASA has shared video of the Mars rover landing. But that ain’t the only shit, my fellow space-freaks. They’ve also shared audio from Mars. Fucking incredible.

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NASA Perseverance Rover has landed safely on Mars. Here are the first images from the planet!

nasa safely ands perseverance rover

Fucking hell yeah, fellas! NASA has safely landed the Perseverance Rover on Mars! Now the fucking fun shit starts! Hit the jump for the details and first images!

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Hubble finds a concentration of small black holes. Write your own joke, kthnx!

Black holes! They’re usually fucking huge. But, not always! Hubble has found a small concentration of them. Which is rad, because it helps us better understand black holes in general. Let us master the fucking cosmos, friends!

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NASA says a supermassive black hole is missing! No cause for concern, folks!

nasa supermassive black hole missing

Hey, no big whup! Don’t panic! Don’t tug at your pubes in existential worry and sublimity. We just got a case of a supermassive black hole missing, according to NASA.

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NASA has found evidence of ancient megafloods on Mars. The Red Planet fucking rules, dudes

nasa evidence of megafloods on mars

NASA is just cracking open Mars, dudes. Straight fucking finding all sort of dope-ass shit out about it. The latest little morsel of scrotum-tightening awesomeness is evidence of ancient megafloods on Mars. Megafloods!

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NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth is approved by review board. Hell yeah, bring me some Red Planet!

independent review approves nasa mission to return mars sample to earth

An independent review board has signed off on NASA’s mission to return Mars samples to Earth. Fucking full stop! What else do you need to know? This is fucking sick.

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NASA contacts Voyager 2 probe for first time since March thanks to Deep Space Network Dish!

nasa contacts voyager 2 probe first time deep space network dish

Voyager 2, baby! What the fuck is up? Great to hear from ya. Glad NASA could contact you for the first time since March using a Deep Space Network dish. Cause, fuck. You’ve missed some serious shit here on Earth.

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NASA’s OSIRIS-REx probe has successfully stored asteroid rocks to bring back to Earth!

Oh fuckity fuck! NASA’s OSIRIS-REx probe has successfully stored the rocks it grabbed last week from the asteroid Bennu. Now, the motherfuckers are coming back to Earth. Like, how goddamn fantastic is this?

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NASA announces that there’s water all over the Moon. That crusty old thing surprises!

nasa moon evidence of water

NASA has dropped their big announcement regarding the Moon. And? Turns out there’s evidence of water all over that motherfucker! Like, they’ve even detected water molecules on the surface.

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NASA spacecraft has found evidence of ancient rivers on the asteroid Bennu. Holy shit, right?

nasa ancient rivers asteroid bennu.png

A NASA spacecraft has found evidence of ancient rivers. On an asteroid. Specifically, Bennu. And like, holy shit. Right?

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