Aiight, Ant-Man trailer. You hit enough of the right beats to get me to slough off my cynicism, dismay at Edgar Wright leaving, and jadedness. If but for a moment! If but for a moment. And in this moment, I’m excited.
It’s Ant-Man footage! Sort of! Not really! It’s Avengers: Age of Ultron behind the scenes shit! Featuring Scarlet Witch who seems very, very, very fucking awesome.
Hey ya’ll. Hey freaks. Do you desire an official synopsis and concept art poster for Ant-Man? Well you’re in luck.
To…old…one? What the fuck am I trying to say? Well — I didn’t want to say “release date” twice, but then I got vague. Oh, whatever. We’re not here for that. We’re here to celebrate the Man of Steel franchise doing something good! You see, when Batman vs. Superman vs. Aquaman vacated its planned 2015 date, it allowed something magical to occur. Namely, it allowed Ant-Man to drop sooner!
Well then. Broken news has broken in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Looks like Paul Rudd is going to be playing the more comedic, younger Ant-Man. With Michael Douglas playing an older Hank Pym.