#February2012

Spider-Man Gets New Suit For Upcoming Event. LOL Oh God Bad.

There’s a new Spider-Man event coming up called Ends of the Earth, and just in time for it Peter is getting himself a new suit. Good lord, it’s pretty. Ugly. Pretty ugly.

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Comics We’re Buying This F**king Week: Massive Wood and Brubaker’s College Fund.

Welcome to the newly minted (and perhaps not staying named as such)  Comics We’re Buying This F**king Week. Figured I’d cut the bullshit. Herein us guys and gals of the sequential funny book time can share the comic books we’re digging on in a given week. It’s a pretty exciting week, as I’m getting a new dose of Wood to engulf. Always a sucker for the Wood. (And infantile puns. It’s been a long day, forgive me.)

Dig the releases for yourself at ComicList.

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Teaser: ‘The Avengers’ Super Bowl Spot Gets A Brief Glimpse. Thor & Cap True Love.

Want a teaser of an Avengers spot dropping on Sunday? Sure you do! Featuring more Black Widow Cleavage Thunder and glorious homoerotic glances between Thor and Cap. Hell yeah!

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‘The Avengers’ Gets Custom 3D Glasses. YOU WILL BE COOL.

Dude. Dudette. I don’t know about you, but the only thing more awesomer than shelling out fucking awful amounts of money to see a movie in 3D is to shell out even fucking more  money to see the movie in totally gorgeous, totally cool, totally going to get you poon-butt-whatever-you-dig action custom glasses.

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Matthew Vaughn Signed To Direct ‘First Class’ Sequel. I Am Excite!

I didn’t really expect a sequel to last year’s X-Men: First Class. I don’t recall it making much money, and there’s only been murmurings since. Goes to show you what I know! Which, as you probably surmised a long time ago, is nothing! Jack shit. There is indeedly going to be a sequel poppin’, and Matty Vaughn shall be helming the ship once more.

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Five New Pics From ‘The Avengers’ Featuring Scars and Veiny Biceps.

New versions of a couple of Empire scans from earlier in the week, plus a gnarly look at Nick Fury’s dumb scalp and the scarring from however he lost his eye in the movie universe’s iteration of the character.

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Obama x Hulk = Best Action Figure Ever.

Ron English has created the greatest goddamn fan figure ever. Obama goes Hulk, smashing filibustering and finally growing some (gamma irradiated) balls.

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New ‘Avengers’ Pics Bring Writhing Bulges and Posturing.

There’s  a cavalcade of new pictures from Avengers courtesy of Empire.

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Variant Covers: Ignite The Brandon Graham 2K12 Mindwarp!

Variant Covers. This is the venue for me to wank to the comic books dropping in a particular week that I’m interested in. It’s generally capes heavy, because when I was younger I myself was heavy. As always, you folk are encouraged to share the shit you’re checking out this week. Peep the deets at ComicsList. It’s show and tell without the creepy Uncle and lollipops. Bummer about the lollipops, agreed.

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Marvel’s President And Publisher Is F**King Sick Of Industry Death Sentences.

Hey, I’ll have whatever Dan Buckley is drinking. Or reading. Or meditating upon. Marvel’s president and publisher is pretty fucking tired of us goons and bozos proclaiming the end of the comics industry.

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