Jordan Peele’s own movies and Monkeypaw Production flicks have been released through Universal. However, his TV-bound shit has been distributed through a variety of platforms. No longer, motherfuckers! Dude has signed a TV deal with Universal, consolidating his dope-ass shit under one roof. Normally I wouldn’t have a take on some sort of deal like this, but HBO cancelled Lovecraft Country, so fuck them sideways.
Jordan Peele absolutely blasted our geek prostate today, friends! Unexpectedly, too. Just got right up in there. I’m surprised, I’m tingling, I’m happy. Dude’s next movie is titled Nope and it’s arriving on July 22, 2022.
I just sort of assumed that Jordan Peele’s next movie was gonna be a fucking horror movie. But apparently that shit ain’t confirmed! However, you know what is confirmed? The movie’s goddamn star! Steven Yeun. Fuck yes.
Man, here’s some good fucking news. Jordan Peele’s next horror movie is moving forward and its got its star in Kele Palmer. But that ain’t all the casting news. Daniel Kaluuya is hopping aboard the project, teaming-up with Peele again.
Jordan Peele is producing a fucking remake of The People Under The Stairs, and I’m torqued. If there’s anyone I’m going to trust when it comes to producing a horror remake, it’s this dude.
Yo, I didn’t even finish this trailer for Jordan Peele’s Candyman. It seemed too dope, you know? Don’t want to spoil it. But, fuck, I’m hyped from what I did check.
I’m ready for this! Mind you, I won’t be signing up for CBS Access. But I will *cough* find a means to watch this promising reimagining.
I’m not watching a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g related to Jordan Peele’s next movie. Wanna keep it secret. Wanna keep it safe. But, if you’re so inclined, here’s a new trailer that dropped during the Super Bowl yesterday.
(Actually, it dropped before it played during the Super Bowl, I know, so don’t fucking come at me, pedants.)
Al Pacino is joining Jordan Peele’s Nazi Hunting show. Just when I thought I couldn’t be more torqued about it!
Al Pacino is going to be hunting Nazis for Jordan Peele. What an utterly preposterous, glorious statement.
I ain’t ready for Jordan Peele’s follow-up to Get Out. But, I’m so fucking ready for Jordan Peele’s follow-up to Get Out.