#January2018

Bob Odenkirk starring in action movie from ‘John Wick’ writer. Nothing makes sense anymore and I love it

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Bob Odenkirk is starring in a fucking action movie, written by the dude behind the John Wick movies. This makes absolutely no fucking sense, but in this bleeding timeline, it makes perfect sense. and should be applauded appropriately. Seriously, I’m fucking stoked for this.

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‘John Wick’ TV spin-off series officially in development at Starz. Reeves is involved, will totally cameo

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That John Wick TV series is happening, folks. However, let’s remember it’s a fucking spin-off. I think this is important to note, since a lot of the echo-chamber shit holes (as opposed to this, your most glorious echo-chamber shit hole!) don’t lead with that. And while I may be alone, I think the idea of centering it on The Continental and not Wick makes it more viable and interesting.

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‘John Wick’ creator adapting ‘Hitman’ games into Hulu TV series. Perfect combo is perfect

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The motherfuckin’ creator of John Wick is adapting the Hitman franchise for Hulu. As far as pairings between talent and content go, this is pretty fucking perfect.

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Lionsgate wants ‘John Wick’ cinematic universe starting with ‘Ballerina’, and I’m in

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John Wick cinematic universe? Guess what! I’m a fucking fraud! I’m going to pivot from my usual shit-bombing of proposed cinematic universes and push my chips *all fucking in* on this one! I’m a fraud! I don’t care! Cause I fucking love John Wick, and Ballerina sounds fucking rad.

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Greg Pak writing ‘John Wick’ prequel comic book series, lest no mystery be sacred

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Last week, news dropped that a John Wick TV show was in the works, that would delve into the mysterious world of assassins that Wick inhabits. And I was like, eh, I don’t know, I like it being mysterious and undefined. But! It could be good. So, just cut and paste that same sentiment of mine when it comes time to ask me how I feel about a John Wick prequel comic.

How about you?

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‘John Wick’ TV series will focus on the Continental hotel and the assassin underworld

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The John Wick universe is interesting as fuck. A world filled with gold coins, seemingly endless assassins, and unspoken and spoken ethos. Half of the charm of this world, to me, is that the viewer is forced to piece it together without help from the movie. So while the idea of a John Wick spin-off show about this world interests me, it also concerns me. Do we really need explanations? Or is half the allure of the Universe its mystery?

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‘John Wick 3’ currently being written, director of the first two hopes to return

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Listen. I got a sickness. I saw John Wick 2 in the theater *five* fucking times. I own digital copies of both installments in the franchise. I…I need a third movie, and I need the director of the first two to helm it. My needs? It’s looking like they’ll be met.

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‘John Wick’ May Get A Prequel TV Series According To Its Creators

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How would you feel about a John Wick prequel TV series? Me? Torn. I have absolutely no idea how you’d bring John Wick to TV , unless it’s absolutely on a premium channel. If the creators can pull that off, I’d be interested. Otherwise. Hard pass.

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Watch: Dying Groans In ‘John Wick’ Replaced With Michael Jackson Vocals

Why? Why replace dying groans in John Wick with Michael Jackson vocals? Why the fuck not. The Empire is crumbling, the Planet is melting. Let’s enjoy some fucking levity.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ TV Spot: You Stabbed The Devil In The Back!

Man. Whenever I get down about the impending collapse of Western Civilization, I should at least remember we’re getting a second John Wick movie. Like, way fucking soon.

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