#April2019

Monday Morning Commute: We’re In The Endgame(s) Now

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We’re in the endgames now, my friends. With the crushing realization that the MCU As We Know It has about ten days left (less if you’ve seen the leaks), I’m beginning to descend into melancholic nostalgia. However, it isn’t just the MCU that’s wrapping things up. Nope! Johnny Wick‘s third and seemingly final adventure is right around the corner, and Game of Thrones‘ final season began on Sunday.

All three of those are reason for me to pause and mourn, but it ain’t all bad news. You see, I’m also staring at less than a month left in the semester. Won’t catch me crying over its demise, though. No way! No how!

Anyways, how the fuck are you? This is Monday Morning Commute. The column where we gather to share what we’re enjoying on a given week. As well, we babble about what’s dropping over the course of the next seven days that has us hype.

I’ll go first!

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‘John Wick Chapter 3’ Trailer: Get This Man Guns. Lots of Guns.

I got legitimate fucking goosebumps watching this trailer.

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‘John Wick 3’ will have the HIGHEST BODY COUNT in the series. JOHNNY WICK VERSUS FUCKING EVERYBODY

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At the end of John Wick: Chapter 2, it became clear that Johnny’s back is against the wall. So, what’s the baddest motherfucker  to do? Kill his way out. And man, does it appear he shall be.

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‘John Wick 3’ director’s description of the movie involves shotguns, ninjas, a raven, and more. I’m fully torqued

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We all know that John Wick 3 is going to conclude the greatest trilogy of all time. But, how fucking emphatically shall it? That’s the question. Well, if the director’s description is any indication, we’re all going to need new underwear. Maybe genitals.

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‘John Wick: Parabellum’ is the official title of the third ‘John Wick’ movie. Prepare for war, fuckers!

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Confusingly, John Wick: Chapter Three will not be the title of the movie following John Wick: Chapter Two. Instead, the motherfucker is titled John Wick: Parabellum. I don’t give a fuck about the odd inconsistency, though. Movie could be called John Wick: Donkey Day Care and I’d still be frothing at the mouth to see it.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ drops official image of Halle Berry looking fucking bad ass

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The marketing minds behind John Wick: Chapter 3 today dropped an official image of Halle Berry. The actress, who is playing Sofia, is looking bad ass, and flanked by two equally bad ass dogs.

I need this movie.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ casts Halle Berry *and* Anjelica Houston and this is so fucking good

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Halle Berry and Anjelica Houston have joined the cast of John Wick: Chapter 3. This is not only is this good news for fans of the franchise, but also for Berry and Houston too.  Now, both actresses now can claim to have starred in the final film in the greatest trilogy of all time.

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‘John Wick 3’ is officially dropping one year from today. Can’t fucking wait, can’t wait at all

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The final installment of the greatest trilogy in American Cinematic History is dropping in exactly one year. So fucking close, so fucking far away. Check out the announcement teaser after the jump!

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‘John Wick 3’ begins filming next month in Montreal, and the world is better for it

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John Wick 3, the third film in the greatest cinematic trilogy of all time, begins filming next month in Montreal. I must admit, I’m almost uncontrollably fucking stoked for this movie.

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‘John Wick 3’ officially bringing back director Chad Stahelski, casts Hiroyuki Sanada as main villain. I can’t handle the wait

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I had already sort of assumed that director Chad Stahelski was returning for the third John Wick. But, now we got official confirmation! Not only that, motherfuckers, but we also know who will be playing the main villain.

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