What the fuck. Is this week the week of a thousand cast photos? Anyways. Han Solo movie is filming. I can’t fucking wait.
Thandie Newton has joined the cast of the Han Solo movie. She…she gotta be playing Han Solo’s wife, right?
Man. Woody Harrelson in the Han Solo movie? As Solo’s mentor? Fucking fantastic, dude.
The Han Solo movie looks to be moving to December of 2018, from its original release month of May. Me? I fuck with this, as having a Star Wars movie to celebrate every holiday season with is pretty goddamn dope. To me.
What was once rumor is now objective fact! Donald Glover is going to be playing Lando in the upcoming Han Solo movie. I’m more than down with this casting, and the entire project in general. Star Wars fanboy? Check. Miller and Lord fanboy? Check. Donald Glover fanboy? Check! Clean sweep.
Three (more?) actresses are vying for the female lead in the Han Solo flick. Not only that, but it’s being suggested that the role be that of Han Solo’s wife, first introduced recently in the Star Wars comic.
I’m down for it!
Bradford Young has been announced as the Han Solo movie cinematographer. This is a beefy, talented grab for the flick, which is already being helmed by the beefy (I just want to say beefy again) and talented Chris Lord and Phil Miller.
Woah. I can dig this.
I mean, obviously, right? We weren’t expecting some absurd Han Solo fanservice flick to arrive without some young Lando Calrissian in it, were we? If we were?! Que ridiculo, in hindsight!
Because, of course. The teats must be reddened with the incessant suckling, the milk must flow! Oh, fuck do I know. If this is true, I’ll mark out and enjoy them. I’m sure. I’m worthless.