#May2015

‘The Force Awakens’ News: Gwendoline Christie is the Chrometrooper, ‘Captain Phasma’

Goddammit yes.

Goddamn fucking yes.

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‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?

Gwendoline Christie

Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.

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‘EPISODE VII’ News: Lupita Nyong’o and Gwendoline Christie join cast

Hell Yes.

An Oscar winner and fucking Brienne of Tarth have joined Episode VII. I understand I stroke it to Wampa porn and worship at the altar of the Force, so I may be biased. But I’m losing my fucking mind over this cast.

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