Bateman and I continue our argument from last weekend about the best way to pull one’s dick out of their underwear. Uh. As well, he mentions that he definitely stole his sister’s Barbie dolls for, uh, adolescent exploration. In chat, my wife chimes in that she did the same sort of exploration with hers. It’s a glorious fucking shit show. We also discuss Deadpool 2, the recent F451 adaptation, and more.
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I’m feeling good over here. The weather has finally turned here on the Eastern seaboard of the Empire. My semester has finally ended. And, I’ve gotten consecutive nights of good sleep. All of this is to say is that I’m actually sticking my head out of the Depressive Cocoon I build around myself ever so often, and smiling!
By god, smiling.
Gonna level with you, motherfuckers. I didn’t watch this final trailer for Deadpool 2. I ain’t afraid of not liking it. No. Rather, I am afraid of having too much of that delicious David Leitch-powered action spoiled for me. However, I did buy my tickets today!
I really want this movie to be good. And, while you can’t judge anything based on on them for certain, this trailer certainly does entertain me.
Listen, let’s be fucking upfront. The previously rumored Shane Black would be the perfect dude to direct a Rock/Statham F&F spin-off. However, if we can’t have him? David Leitch and his glorious brand of action would be a great runner-up.
The first trailer for Deadpool 2 has dropped, and it has dropped in straight fuckin’ Deadpool fashion. It’s equal parts Bob Ross and Merc with a Mouth. Makes sense, right? For, what would this franchise be now, without some self-aware meta sprinkled in with its sleek utlra-violence? Fucking nothing, that’s what!
Yo! Check out the first poster for Deadpool 2, which carries on the franchise’s satirical bent. As we inch closer to needing more inches on our belts, the movie’s promotional team has dropped a poster that spoofs a classic Rockwell painting.
For more info and a look at the original painting, hit the jump.
Josh Brolin drops new photo of Cable from ‘Deadpool 2’, and it is a bloody good time. PUNS, GUYS. PUNS.
Josh Brolin dropped a new photo of Cable from Deadpool 2. And, said motherfucker features a rather maniacal look at Scott Summer’s time-travelling kid.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘Deadpool 2’ News: Josh Brolin’s Cable looks jacked, armed, and covered in pouches in first official photos
Today, Josh Brolin as Cable in Deadpool 2 is my everything. Hit the jump for another look.
Fuck. I’m ready for some Deadpool 2.