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‘Batman v Superman’ TV Spot: BatGuy is way mad Superman wrecked his car
Apparently the World’s Greatest Detective thinks it is a good idea to try and hit an Indestructible Alien with his car.
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Obvious Rumor: More Batman, Less Superman wanted in ‘Batman v Superman’ by Warner Bros.
Sad but true: no one gives a comparative fuck about Superman. Everyone goes goddamn crazy for the Lunatic Fascist Bat-Guy. Everyone. Myself not included. And so it makes sense that Warner Bros. wants more of the Ben Affleck-helmed Bat in Dawn of Justice. Some think this is a victory for Affleck, but I don’t. Goddamn corpse of George Carlin could be playing Batman in that movie, and everyone would want more.
Six New ‘Batman v Superman’ Images: Wayne Is Too Old For This Crap, GlareGlare Time, and More!
Not to be forgotten amid the deluge of Star Wars madness today, WB has dropped six new Dawn of Justice images.
Rumor: George Miller (‘Mad Max’) could be directing ‘Man of Steel 2’
Back in the day, George Miller was supposed to direct Justice League. He didn’t, and the world was worse for it. Zack Snyder *did* direct Man of Steel, and the world was worse for it. The result was a DCU I don’t really give a fuck about. A DCU whose reputation (in my eyes) could be recuperated by George Miller helming Man of Steel 2. I mean — can you fucking imagine? OH WHAT A DAY. (There are other reports that cast doubts on this rumor — but let’s just imagine it happening. I mean fuck, somewhat in the Multiverse it’s hapepning. Let us go there, if not here.)
Obviously: Ben Affleck signing on for ‘Batman’ trilogy
Wait. Wait! Are we supposed to be shocked that Ben Affleck is signing up for his own trilogy of films? ‘Cause that’s the rumor. But it sort of seems obvious?
Scoot McNairy is playing Jimmy Olsen in ‘Batman v Superman’
I can see it! I can dig it! And then I can remember despite Scoot McNairy, Batman v Superman ain’t going to be my cup of tea.
Jena Malone playing Barbara Gordon in ‘Batman v Superman’
So…Jena Malone is playing Barbara Gordon in Dawn of Justice? And not Robin? Okay!
