Voice of Solid Snaker, and writer of the first two X-Men movies, David Hayter has penned a TV pilot. That, that doesn’t really hold much juice. Doesn’t get the nads tingling. However! The fact that John Carpenter is directing it? Oh yes.

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In this day and age, voice actors are pretty fucking popular. Jennifer Hale, Nolan North, Troy Baker. Not just their voices, but their motion captured performances. And now the league of them have unionized, and voted to strike. As much as I’m concerned how this will impact my beloved characters and their known voices, I’m all like — get them dollars, ya’ll. You’re an essential part of the gaming world these days*

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You know what sucks? Devices that aren’t perpetually connected to the Internet. And do you know who sucks? That’s right, the kind of pricks that don’t have flawless connections and maybe even live in rural areas. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do those guys get off? This, ladies and gentlemen, is the future of video game customer relations, courtesy of Microsoft. Prepare your anus, and start saving for that PS4, because Microsoft are so unbelievably cool that they don’t even want your business. Yeah, #dealwithit.

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