#June2012
New ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ FOOTAGE From MTV Movie Awards Is Genitals Tingling Insanity
Oh boy. (Oh boy x infinity.) Get it while the video is up, Imma be in bed. Dreaming of this flick, coated in love and violence.
Secret ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Catwoman Poster Ups The S&M Ante
Whoever designed this poster clearly has a direct pipeline from my innermost latex fantasies into their copy of Photoshop or whatever they use to design these frigging things.
New ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ TV SPOT: Did You Know There’s A Storm Coming?
Dark Knight Rises gets itself yet another television spot. Unlike my brother who is abstaining from watching anything DKR, I’m gluttonously gobbling up everything that falls into my chubby crotch.
TWO ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ TV Spots Have Witty Banter & ‘Splosions!
Here’s two new TV spots for Dark Knight Rises, and don’t look now but there’s a fire in my pants. Get it? ‘Cause the fire rises? Remember? Oh whatever.
Six ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ CHARACTER POSTERS Want You To RISE AND STUFF.
Yeehaw! Here’s some Dark Knight Rises character posters! Rise! Meow! Break backs! Et cetera!
MOUNTAIN DEW Tie-In With ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is My Heart Attack Dream.
I’ve always kept it to myself, a linger feeling that Batman could kick more ass if he was hopped up on the Dew. Everything kicks more ass when you’re jittering on the Dew. Now Pepsi Corporation Pigs and Dark Knight Rises Marketing Swine have made this mash-up of my geek dreams come true.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ IMAGES Featuring Bane’s Scuba Steve Mask In High-Res & More
New images from Dark Knight Rises! Aw yeah. Bane’s mask up-close, and Anne Hathaway all done up in latex and daring my Johnson not to move.
New ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer As Tiny Animated GIF.
The wonky Dark Knight Rises viral campaign had fans unlocking frames of the the trailer. All of them friggin’ things have been unlocked, and compiled by one fan into a really, really, really shitty, silent, super-paced version of the trailer.
Hit the jump to check it out. Or wait. I’d just wait.
