#March2015
First Look: James Bond in ‘Spectre’
Ya’ll want a look at Jimmy Bond in Spectre, looking dumb as fuck wearing silly goggle-glasses? Check it out! Want more? Well, you’re in luck. Here is a Behind the Scenes video for you.
‘Bond 24’ News: Official title is ‘Spectre’, dropping Nov 2015, cast revealed.
Here’s a whole fucking panoply of news regarding the next Jimmy Bond flick. It’s dropping next November 6, its title is Spectre, and its cast is tremendous.
‘Bond 24’ News: Title and cast revealed on Thursday, shooting begins next Monday
In a world of ever-expansive media hype, it takes more and more to garner the ocular-mush plates of us pop culture whores. We must be herded, constantly, like fucking goats. So it’s come down to this, and I’m wallowing in it like a pig and shit: announcements that announcements are coming.
‘Bond 24′ Rumor: Christoph Waltz is playin’ classic villain Blofeld
I’m about to show what an ignorant turd-huffer I am when it comes to Bond. There are rumors that Christoph Waltz is going to be playing Blofeld, who is a classic villain from the franchise. Anddd…I don’t know the dude.
F**K ANXIETY: SAM MENDES likely directing NEXT TWO BOND FILMS.
Someone must have mashed-up some of my anti-anxiety meds, and put them in Sam Mendes’ mashed potatoes. The good sir has gone from being like “I want to puke when I think about directing another Bond” to likely helming the next two installments.
‘SKYFALL’ US POSTER has Bond sliding around on his ass. Dude, get up. Them some expensive pants.
New poster for Skyfall, with Danny Craig totally scuffing up his knickers. C’mon man!
DANIEL CRAIG and his abdominal muscles sign on for two more BOND flicks.
Good news for people like me who enjoy seeing Daniel Craig’s sausage sloshing around in bikini briefs between scenes of him punching people. Homeboy has signed on for at least two more Bond flicks. Wee!
‘SKYFALL’ TRAILER: Bond’s abs, guns, seduction, and Javier Bardem’s wonky face.
Cyeah! Here’s the full trailer for Skyfall. It’s got everything you’d expect from Bond. Senseless violence. Senseless seduction. Him trapped to a chair while a villain monologues.
Christopher Nolan Still Wants To Direct JAMES BOND; OH GOD YES.
The Dark Knight Rises drops next month, and with it brings a segueing in the career of Extradimensional Directorial Pimp Christopher Nolan. Just what will the good sir do? I’d love to see the dude carve out new material of his own to compliment Inception, Memento and the rest of his filmography. Yet, if he is going to dabble in another’s world, I’d love it to the one of Jimmy Bond.
