#July2012

The Dark Knight Rises – It Rises, It Rises, It’s Risen, It’s Here

[Caff note: spoilers abound in the post-article comments area. You were warned. As well, Omega-Level sends out love, thoughts and best-wishes to everyone grappling with the DKR midnight shooting tragedy in Colorado]

How is anything supposed to follow The Dark Knight?  Nolan’s trilogy ender will reap enormous numbers of attendees and box office dollars solely based on people wanting another TDK.  Another round of dark, violent and unpredictable chaos in Gotham.  Another villain as jarringly memorable as Ledger’s Joker.  And another story that transcends comic roots and becomes lovingly embraced by the mainstream as a ‘crime saga’.

This might hurt your appreciation of Rises as it nearly did mine.  In so many ways, this film feels like a direct sequel to Batman Begins.  It notably takes the few elements it needs from the trilogy’s second chapter – Harvey Dent’s ‘legacy’, Rachel’s death and Bruce’s need to pass the mantle on – and forgets about the others, rejoining the stream Begins established seven years ago.

It’s awesome that the film feels like a much more appropriate bookend to Nolan’s trilogy in that regard.  My fear was that the runaway success and rampant permeation of the Joker and TDK into popular culture would mean that everything about Rises would follow from, and be influenced by TDK, and only TDK.  Not so.  Not so at all.  I’m definitely still a little dizzy off the high of the midnight venture to see this, and I’m sure I missed many more vital connections to TDK, so take his all as a sleep-deprived first gut reaction.

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Cosplay: DOUBLE CATWOMAN, what could it mean?! Latex euphoria, yo.

My Dark Knight…is rising! I know, terrible pun. Whatever. Leave me alone. It’s God-Damn Bat-Man week, and I can barely hold it together as-is.

New ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ FOOTAGE From MTV Movie Awards Is Genitals Tingling Insanity

Oh boy. (Oh boy x infinity.) Get it while the video is up, Imma be in bed. Dreaming of this flick, coated in love and violence.

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Secret ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Catwoman Poster Ups The S&M Ante

Whoever designed this poster clearly has a direct pipeline from my innermost latex fantasies into their copy of Photoshop or whatever they use to design these frigging things.

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TWO ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ TV Spots Have Witty Banter & ‘Splosions!

Here’s two new TV spots for Dark Knight Rises, and don’t look now but there’s a fire in my pants. Get it? ‘Cause the fire rises? Remember? Oh whatever.

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NEW ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES PHOTOS’; BANE Is Tots JACKED, CATWOMAN Is My S&M Dream

More Dark Knight Rises  photos! All the time!

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Six ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ CHARACTER POSTERS Want You To RISE AND STUFF.

Yeehaw! Here’s some Dark Knight Rises  character posters! Rise! Meow! Break backs! Et cetera!

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ IMAGES Featuring Bane’s Scuba Steve Mask In High-Res & More

New images from Dark Knight Rises! Aw yeah. Bane’s mask up-close, and Anne Hathaway all done up in latex and daring my Johnson not to move.

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‘BATMAN’ #1 Sells For Record Setting $850,000. That’s A Considerable Sum.

Batman #1  is not the debut issue of the Bats, but that hasn’t stopped a copy of it from selling for a considerable amount of dollah-dollah-bills, ya’ll.

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New High-Res Look At CATWOMAN From ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is Latex Explosion

Want to see Anne Hathaway completely clad-up in latex and bang-me-boots? Of course you do! I also think she’s supposed to be some sort of superhero or something. Pussy Gal. I think.

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