Yeah so this trailer for the Wet How American Summer mini-series on Netflix ain’t much. But it sure is enough.
Couple of covers from the new Empire magazine are sporting the heroes and villains from Guardians of the Galaxy. What the fuck else do I need to say? Check them out! Or don’t!
Makes sense that the first character poster for Guardians of the Galaxy is trumping up the Rocketing Raccoon and the Tree Guy. The fuzzy one is seeming like a soon-to-be-star, and Disney hasn’t missed a chance to point out that his body guard is voiced by Vinny Diesel. Behold the full version post-cut.
Uhhh. So like, how about this one? Bradley Cooper? Indiana Jones? That’s the word out of Latino Review’s corner of the rotting carcass that is the Pop Culture Interwebs. And friends, they get a lot of things right when it comes to rumors. But fuck yo, I don’t know how I feel about this. Whatever. I’m just going to nod to myself and repeat the phrase “It can’t be worse than Crystal Skull” until I attain Nirvana. Or go back to playing Second Son. One of those two.
Bradley Cooper as Rocket Raccoon is weird. Not at all what I’d picture, want, or cast. But hey whatever it is more Guardians material to sci-wank over.
I say goddamn yeah! The first promo image for Guardians of the Galaxy has dropped. It features the ragtag gang of space fuckers all lined up. Probably being busted for drinking too much and letting Rocket pull his furry balls out in some intergalactic cantina.
Hit the jump to peep it.
Chris Pratt rules. Andy on Parks and Rec? Wonderful. So I’m not surprised by his assessment of the characters of Guardians of the Galaxy, but I’m happy with it none the less. Dude is all about Rocket Raccoon. And why wouldn’t be? It’s a fucking gun-toting murderous raccoon.
I enjoy Bradley Cooper. His musk. Those eyes. His acting prowess. I also am learning to love Rocket Raccoon. His tail. His intellect. His capacity for murdering baddies. How well will these two entities mesh in Guardians of the Galaxy? I don’t know. But I’m eager to find out.
Am I missing something about Rocket Raccoon? He seems awesome as fuck, okay? Point conceeded. However, what is the big deal about getting a huge name to play him? Explain to me. Like I’m five. That’d be playing him in voice only. Right?