#March2014
Zack Snyder says BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ “literally explodes” the COMICS MYTHOLOGY
Zack Snyder’s back, having opinions, insights and such. The Poor Man’s Joss Whedon has recently opened up about the fan reactions to the casting of Ben Affleck, Jesse Eisenberg, and a whole litany of other things. Most interesting is his TOTALLY GNARLY TAKE on the DCU, noting that Batman vs. Superman LITERALLY (he loves that word) EXPLODES THE COMICS UNIVERSES. BOOM.
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‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ delayed until 2016. Oh no, oh gosh.
Batman vs. Superman vs. Aquaman vs. Wonder Woman vs. Everything won’t be dropping in 2015. Nope. Instead it’s getting pushed back into 2016. Word on the street is that Bat-Fleck tore a quad while getting ripped on the streets of Medford doing some sprints wearing a weight vest. Boom. Right into a fucking pot hole. Fucking plows! Now he’s laid up. Ugh! (Entire joke only makes sense if you’re from Massachusetts, whatever.)
Warner Bros. registers A F**K TON OF DOMAINS as potential ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ TITLES.
Warner Bros. has registered a fucking fuck load of domains that may point towards the actual title of Batman Vs. Superman. ‘Cause why keep the title that we’re all using? Right? I mean — take your logic and stick it in your ass.
AFFLECK & DAMON are producing adaptation of BRUBAKER & PHILLIPS’ ‘SLEEPER.’
Power Bro Couples working within Power Bro Couples. Wheels within wheels. Affleck and Damon producing an adaptation of comic book bro couple Brubaker and Phillip’s Sleeper. This is wonderful.
Dude from the show ‘GIRLS’ could PLAY NIGHTWING in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’
So…like. Are Snyder and Goyer just unrolling the entire universe in Batman vs. Superman? Is there even going to be something baller to be unveiled in Justice League of Affleck?
Olga Kurylenko testing for WONDER WOMAN role in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’. Mayhaps.
Olga Kurylenko is testing for the role of Wonder Woman in Batman vs. Supereveryone. And she ain’t the only one. Maybe. With each new actress that is rumored to be up for the part, the potential for that character appearing crystallizes further into fact.
New found ASTEROID *MAY* f**king HIT EARTH IN 2032
Sensational headlines! Will we be lucky enough to watch as humanity is blighted out by the rocky hand of the Cosmos? Maybe. Maybe not. But who fucking cares how possible it is, when writing about it gets the blood pumping! A fear boner! Carpe Diem! Let’s all the pizza we want, and dance in the streets with our genitals greeting the open winds! ‘
OMEGA-CAST #6: The End of Summer Meltdown
Lay the plastic down underneath your feet, tighten your diaper, and get ready. The end of the summer brings the longest OL podcast yet. The gang cover a variety of topics inside its rotting walls. From a summer movie wrap-up, to Bateman’s insulin pumps. Featuring audio from both Caff’s recent squatchin’ trip where he talks Batfleck, and the Toronto Fan Expo where Budrickton recounts how he got Carrie Fisher to hold up a Yubstep t-shirt.
It’s all inside.
Fan Made ‘MAN OF STEEL 2’ Teaser Trailer: Batfleck Rises Or Something
A lot of people are losing their shit over this fan made trailer for Man of Steel: Batman/Superman: He Rises. It’s pretty cool. That’s all I got. Watch it. Lose your shit. Or don’t lose your shit. I won’t judge you either way.
BEN AFFLECK signed on for MULTIPLE FILMS as BATMAN; will help ‘CREATE’ his rendition.
In the completely unsurprising department: Benny Affleck has signed his life away for multiple flicks, agreeing to play The Cowl’d One until roughly 2032. That’s just part and parcel when it comes to joining a superhero franchise these days. Last time I checked, Chris Evans’ had leased away his sperm’s rights to play Steve Rogers should he suffer a sudden end.
There is more, though. Affleck has agreed to help create his rendition of the Batman.
