‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ has already sold 5 million futzing copies

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Trailer: Be the (Goddamn) Bat-Man

…and this, my friends, is why I reject any ludicrous notion that Warner Bros. is done with Batman video games despite Arkham Knight being the “conclusion” to the Arkham series.

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Weekend Open Bar: Dismembermentship Has Its Perks

Weekend open bar

Oh fuck! It’s been a hell of a day, and that’s why I’m late opening the bar. (Why was it late, Ian?) I’m glad you asked! I’ll tell you! SAM-OMEGA and myself went to see a house today, as we are (were?) hunting for a new abode. And what began as a viewing snowballed into a four-hour extravaganza that ended in us having an offer accepted! So fuck! I’m on my way to thirty years of Debt Slave toiling. And I’m excited about it! But even if the grind gets too much (SEGUE!!!) from Monday through Friday, I’ll always have the Weekend Open Bar.

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‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Launch Trailer: To Kill The Bat-Man

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Trailer: Be the (Goddamn) Bat-Man

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Dual Combat Gameplay Trailer: Yes, Yes, Yes.

‘Arkham Knight’ Season Pass Details: Batgirl standalone story arc, Nightwing, more


Looks like Batman: Arkham Knight is making a strong push to get me to rescind my “Fuck it, I’m done buying Season Passes for Games” proclamation. The (post?) game is dropping a litany of content, but most importantly? A fucking Batgirl standalone arc.

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‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Trailer: All in the family, bruh

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ “Officer Down” Gameplay Trailer: Here’s a trailer, oh and we’re delaying the game

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Gotham is Mine Trailer – Brucey Got Some Problems

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ dropping June 2, 2015. Holy Bat-Delay

batman - arkham knight

We all knew that Batman: Arkham Knight was delayed until next year. But then came the rumor that it was going to drop in January. Which okay sure is 2015, but it ain’t the end of the world. Well, guess the fuck what. That rumor is as true as Justice and Everlasting Peace. A fucking pipe dream. Bat-Guy: Arkham Night ain’t dropping until the middle of next year.

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