*Gurgling disappointment bile* Well, it seems that Batman: He’s Totally Not Hush? won’t be coming out in January like Kevin Conroy said. Conroy. You sexy fuck. You filthy liar. Instead the jam will be dropping in February, if you believe a Microsoft store listing.

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I’m still mopping up the fluids and chunks of colon after the Batman: Arkham Knight-induced fanboy prostate explosion last week. So when I say I have to tread lightly on this news that the game is dropping in January, it’s only because I don’t want to pull a stitch.

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Man. Oh man. The E3 trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight is just flat-out showing off. And I’m completely fine with that. Gotham has never looked like a more beautifully shitty playground for The Bat-Guy and his fucking stunning Batmobile to romp around.

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Here’s one way a company can sugarcoat their delay of one of 2014’s most anticipated games until 2015. Do it with a gorgeous trailer. Win some. Lose some.

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A new trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight confirms two already-understood things. First – Gotham is easily the worst fucking city in the world. Second – this game is going to be fucking fantastic.

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Sorry to all my plebeian friends who ain’t into the next-gen game. You see, I’m fucking stoked that the new Batty installment is only for the new consoles, and I sadly don’t care who that cuts out. ‘Cause focusing on the highest tech (that would have sounded so cool in 1997) has the fucking visuals BOOMING. (This never sounded cool.)

Hit the jump for all the screens.

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Well, isn’t this day progressing quickly. From leaked info, to reveal, to an official trailer. Happy Batman: Arkham Fucking Knight day! Seriously though, my take from the trailer, and sort of the movies: Batman pretty much never fixes anything. Oh sure he’s throwing haymakers and beating ass, but it’s because yet again his fucking city is burning.

Can’t wait, though!

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