‘Avengers 4’ title should scare Marvel fans, says Russo Brothers. We get it, Thanos wins

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At this point for me, it’s not a question of if the Avengers can stop Thanos in Infinity War. It’s a question of how many goddamn heroes die trying to stop him, and how they’re going to unfuck his damage in Avengers 4. A movie, which I’m sort of assuming is going to be titled Avengers: Reign of Thanos or some shit.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Final Trailer: I’m not crying, you’re crying! We’re both crying!

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ is dropping a week earlier, on April 27. Oh god, it’s coming earlier. And so am I.

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Fucking Avengers: Infinity War, dudes. I’ve been sweating it so hard, for so long. Goosebumps and teary eyes.  Speculations and postulations. It’s felt like the fucking May 4 release date is never going to arrive. But, good news for me. And you. We don’t need to wait that long anymore. Now it’s dropping on April 27, motherfuckers.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Super Bowl TV Spot: It’s All Been Leading To This

This movie and its sequel are going to fuck me up so bad, and I cannot fucking wait.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer: There Was An Idea…

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Teaser Trailer: The Full Thing Drops Tomorrow, Wednesday, well then.

Whelp, never fucking mind the news ricocheting around the internet about the Infinity War trailer dropping on Thursday. The motherfucker is arriving even earlier than that, friends. Tomorrow. Tomorrow!

Here’s a teaser trailer for it!

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ trailer totally dropping Thursday, folks

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The long, brutal wait for the (official) Avengers: Infinity War trailer is almost over, folks. The Russo Brothers are currently counting down towards something on their Facebook. And, well, if it ain’t the fucking trailer they’re the cruelest pricks going.

I can’t wait for this shit.

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New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ image teases magical, amazing team-up

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Don’t really know why this is news. Like, aren’t we expecting everyone to team-up in Infinity War? That said, I’m putting it behind the jump, just in case you’re *that guy* about the movie.

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Thanos being helped by his children the Black Order in ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

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All I know of Thanos’ Black Order comes from Jonathan Hickman and Jerome Opena’s recent work on Avengers and their Marvel event, Infinity. However, what I know of them *from* the aforementioned above, is that they’re fierce as fuck, and pretty bad ass.

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This ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ trailer description is pure Marvel fanboy porn

avengers infinity war trailer description

Well, today the lucky slobs at D23 got to see an Avengers: Infinity War trailer. Half of me is filthy-levels of spiteful jealous. But. Man. Just reading this Avengers: Infinity War trailer description gets me fucking torqued. So, I’m not sure this weak corporeal form will be able to hold during a viewing of the trailer, let alone the movie.

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