AVENGERS: ENDGAME is currently THREE-HOURS LONG. This ain’t enough. GIVE ME SIX.

avengers endgame three hours

You nerds can love your bloated Return of the King. Me? I’m ready to love an insanely long coda to the first ten years of Marvel Studios movies. Three fucking hours? Give me six.

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‘Avengers: Endgame’ Trailer: WE IN THE ENDGAME NOW, BABY!

I can only hope that the boner I got from watching this trailer isn’t terminal. I must see the Endgame through.

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