#April2015

Whedon: Edgar Wright’s ‘Ant-Man’ script was best Marvel script ever

Joss Whedon.

C’mon, Whedon. Time may heal all wounds, but some of us still ain’t over Wright departing. Especially after that fucking terrible trailer last week.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: Peak Saturation of Radicalness

Downey Jr. says big movie announcement coming in eight days, drops Iron Man character poster for ‘AoU’

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Robert Downey Jr hung a double-whammy on the masses today. First the actor dropped an Iron Man character poster for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Neat enough, right? But then the good lad followed up that magnanimity up by announcing…a Marvel announcement. Apparently Marvel Studios is dropping some announcement in eight days, and like. If this isn’t web-shooter related, I’ll be shocked.

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MOAR! ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Promo Art

Dope.

..and like pretty much all of the Avenging: Age of Terminator artwork, this new slew of promo artwork centers on a) the team posing like a bunch of dick-faced stooges and b) the Anthony-Stark Fascist-Bot versus Hulk fight. Oh! And a couple cool pieces of The Vision.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ TV Spot: Did You Know Hulk and Tony Fight?

HEY KIDS. Did you fucking know the fucking Hulk and Tony fight in Avengers: Age of Ultron? ‘Cause it’s in every fucking ad! Don’t get me wrong — I am going to love this brawl. But I really hope Whedon et co. have more up their sleeve (and I think they do), because otherwise they’re beating the fuck out of what should be a tremendous moment.

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New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: #TeamBanner For Life, Kid

New Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. Gorgeous action. Overwrought, hokey dialogue. I’m pumped. Also, fuck Tony Stark.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Artwork: Check out new look at The Vision

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Ya’ll want a great look at The Vision from Avenging Folks: Age of the Ultronics? Some sexy promo artwork giving a glimpse at the robro? Then hit the fucking jump! This ain’t a clickbait scheme, I just imagine some folks don’t want him ruined yet.

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‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer: That’s A Hulkbuster In My Pants

Hulkbuster

Frankly, FRANKLY, I see no goddamn reason for OL to exist if I cannot take a minute out of the Maelstrom of the Now to post the leaked Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF THIS SPACE-SHIP IS TO BE EXCITED OVER JAMS LIKE THIS.

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‘Iron Man 4’ confirmed by Robert Downey Jr; STARK RAVING AWESOME

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Well. I guess us Marvel Fanboys can call off the midnight incantations. The blood-letting, the sacrifices of small rodents and meandering children. Iron Man 4 is happening.

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First Official Look: The Vision from ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

Avengers - Age of Ultron.

This is (maybe, sort of, potentially) a first look at Vision from Avengers: Age of Ultron. All is predicated on whether or not this image of a poster for the flick is legitimate. So you’ve eaten the fucking caveat! If it turns out to be bogus I don’t want to hear any grousing. You’ve been warned.

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