C’mon, Whedon. Time may heal all wounds, but some of us still ain’t over Wright departing. Especially after that fucking terrible trailer last week.
Downey Jr. says big movie announcement coming in eight days, drops Iron Man character poster for ‘AoU’
Robert Downey Jr hung a double-whammy on the masses today. First the actor dropped an Iron Man character poster for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Neat enough, right? But then the good lad followed up that magnanimity up by announcing…a Marvel announcement. Apparently Marvel Studios is dropping some announcement in eight days, and like. If this isn’t web-shooter related, I’ll be shocked.
..and like pretty much all of the Avenging: Age of Terminator artwork, this new slew of promo artwork centers on a) the team posing like a bunch of dick-faced stooges and b) the Anthony-Stark Fascist-Bot versus Hulk fight. Oh! And a couple cool pieces of The Vision.
HEY KIDS. Did you fucking know the fucking Hulk and Tony fight in Avengers: Age of Ultron? ‘Cause it’s in every fucking ad! Don’t get me wrong — I am going to love this brawl. But I really hope Whedon et co. have more up their sleeve (and I think they do), because otherwise they’re beating the fuck out of what should be a tremendous moment.
New Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. Gorgeous action. Overwrought, hokey dialogue. I’m pumped. Also, fuck Tony Stark.
Ya’ll want a great look at The Vision from Avenging Folks: Age of the Ultronics? Some sexy promo artwork giving a glimpse at the robro? Then hit the fucking jump! This ain’t a clickbait scheme, I just imagine some folks don’t want him ruined yet.
Frankly, FRANKLY, I see no goddamn reason for OL to exist if I cannot take a minute out of the Maelstrom of the Now to post the leaked Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF THIS SPACE-SHIP IS TO BE EXCITED OVER JAMS LIKE THIS.
Well. I guess us Marvel Fanboys can call off the midnight incantations. The blood-letting, the sacrifices of small rodents and meandering children. Iron Man 4 is happening.
This is (maybe, sort of, potentially) a first look at Vision from Avengers: Age of Ultron. All is predicated on whether or not this image of a poster for the flick is legitimate. So you’ve eaten the fucking caveat! If it turns out to be bogus I don’t want to hear any grousing. You’ve been warned.