Press Start: SWERY directs Shenmue 3 in my dreams
You know how some people are still waiting for hoverboards? Well, in the same way I’m still waiting for Motoko Kusanagi-style cyborg shells. Not that I want to be a 400 pound metallic hottie, more that I just want a set of unstoppable bionic eyes that don’t crap out on me between my relentless cycle of monitors. Playing video games is tough. It burns. Join me…..
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Video: NASA sending another ROBOT TO MARS. Yeah, get that Red Planet goodness.
Complimenting my philosophy of “more shit to Mars, all the time!“, NASA has announced they’re sending another robot to the Red Planet in 2016. Obviously carrying the hidden DNA capsules that will begin vat-growing the first spacemen to secretly colonize the planet. Doi. Google it, you ignoramuses.
Video: Original ‘SUPER MARIO BROS.’ for the Atari 2600. So useless. So awesome.
Super low-tech is about on part with super high-tech when it comes to the things nerds get greasy groined about. Here is a latest batch of the former. The original Super Mario Bros. has gotten all did up for the Atari 2600. When 8-bit Nintendo graphics are simply too sophisticated.
SUPERMAN and WONDER WOMAN are officially a couple in the NEW 52
The easy answer to that dumb fucking conversation in Mallrats has been answered with the obvious. Wonder Woman has the piping to handle Superman’s shotgun load, and now she is hooked up with the guy.
Cosplay: Wookies and Slave Leias straight chilling at the pool.
I can’t help but imagining just how goddamn bad those wookies have to smell. These Slave Leias don’t appear to give many fucks, though. The two wookies have to be goddamn loaded. That has to be it.
The Dude’s High 5s: The Movies of Tony Scott
As many of you know, Tony Scott recently passed away. I figured I’d throw this High 5 out in tribute to him and his work. Before we get started I do want to say that I am not a Tony Scott fan. I know going into his movies that I am going to get his editing style, his aerial views, and his grainy footage. Despite my distaste for his cinematography, the man always entertained me. So here we go, hit the jump for the highway to the danger zone.
Preview: ‘ALL-NEW X-MEN’ #1 artwork by Stuart Immonen. So hot.
I hate the fact that the only way I’m going to enjoy Jean Grey in my Marvel universe is through some wormhole time-bending bullshit. I do. However, I can’t stunt. I’m going to buy this, for Red. And for Stuart Immonen’s gorgeous artwork.
Daniel Day-Lewis continues to crush it as Honest Abe in poster for Spielberg’s ‘LINCOLN’
Shiiit, Daniel Day-Lewis is continuing to look phenomenal in his depiction of Abraham Lincoln. If nothing else, I imagine this movie will be a must-see for his performance alone.
Sam Claflin cast as Finnick Odair in ‘HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE.’ Everyone swoon or rage.
The sort of casting that sends nerds of a certain proclivity into either ecstasy or angst has taken place. Some dude from movies I haven’t seen has been cast in a pretty important role in the second Hunger Games flick.
‘WIPEOUT’ developer Psygnosis is closed for good. MORE CHILDHOOD DEATH.
Fuck, yo. Not a day after I find out that Nintendo Power has head its throat meet blade, news drizzles out that Sony has pulled the rip-cord on developer Psygnosis. Them sons and daughters a bitches were responsible for many an hour of Wipeout back on the day.
