‘HALO 4’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER: What is old is new again?
Maybe it’s because I’ve taken a few years off from the franchise, coupled with a new dev team, but I’m fucking excited for Halo 4. Am I the only one? Who doesn’t want to dress their significant other up as Cortana and rub maple syrup over their boobs or balls? I mean, really? How does that tie into the trailer? Shut up.
Ming-Na Wen cast as first S.H.I.E.LD. agent in Joss Whedon’s TV show.
The first member of S.H.I.E.L.D. to join Agent Coulson has been cast. Apparently its some lady from one of them Stargate shows. I don’t know, yo. I’m just excited that this show actually exists.
The Dude’s High 5s: Candy!
We’re a week out from Halloween. I’m doing this High 5 as a public service for adults out there. Get your shit together. There will be hoards of children outside your house dressed as ghouls, goblins, politicians, and ghosts. If you give them raisins or toothpaste or anything that isn’t candy, yummy, tooth decay enabling candy, you’re in for some trouble. So here’s my top 5 candy products that should always be given out for trick or treating.
Rumor: Frank Grillo to play Crossbones in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’
Do you know who Frank Grillo is? I don’t. He was in The Grey? I liked that flick. Can’t place him, though. Regardless of whether or not I have any previous knowledge on the square-jawed lad, apparently he may be playing Crossbones in Captain America 2: Dethawed but not Deflowered.
Joe Madureira leaves Vigil games to focus on comics. My 1994 self is losing its mind.
Joe Madureira was like, the jam. Man. Way back in the day, I was obsessed with the guy. Then he stopped drawing watermelon boobs and hands the size of basketballs to tool around on other projects. Which is probably for the best, allowing me to not actively figure out how much I didn’t enjoy his style any longer. Now the dude is returning to comics though seemingly full time, and my past self is pretty excited.
This Week on The Walking Dead: Sick
Whoa Nelly! It’s going down out there in zombieland! After an almost untoppable start to the third season, episode deux turned out to be quite a pleasantry as well. In the campaign of Gore vs. Snore, our heros are growing quite the dark side. These turds are finally learning how to feed my ever-thirsty murder-boner, and so can you, on our latest Walking Dead 2min Redux.
Cosplay: Lady Han Solo is the intersection of adorable and spice.
There is juuust enough spice to this picture to get the imagination going. Granted, it doesn’t take much. I’m a fucking pervert and all.
Video: NASA animations follows the birth and death of a disk galaxy.
Do you want to follow the development of a disk galaxy, starting right up at the Big Bang? The answer is of course you want to. Enjoy some mid-afternoon existential toggling. Kindly reminding you that shit does not matter.
Einstein’s letter where he denies existence of GOD sold on Ebay for ridic money.
Einstein’s famous letter where he more or less spread his genius bum all over the concept of God has sold on eBay for a ridiculous amount of ducets. I mean, shoot. I’d love to own it, but for the price it went for? Clearly the buyer isn’t worried about making rent on their secret Mars base.
