‘TRANSFORMERS 4’ gets new leading man in Marky Mark Wahlberg. Wicked pissah?
I dog Mark Wahlberg, but I like the guy. Boogie Nights, I Heart Huckabees, Ted? All dope. That said, I can’t see the guy leading an action franchise. Though I suppose the leading stars of the Transformers franchise are whatever set of breasts Michael Bay is objectifying, and the CGI-houses powering the special effects. Hey-o!
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Happy Birthday, Carl Sagan!
Sir Carl would have been 78 today. Let us take this moment to take our mind-altering drug of choice! (chocolate! caffeine! wink!) and bask in his soliloquy about the “Pale Blue Dot.”
‘HELLBLAZER’ is cancelled, to be integrated into New 52. F**k everything.
Hellblazer has been cancelled. Don’t worry, folks! It’s going to be stripped of its edge, declawed, and integrated into the DCU proper. This is so, so, so fucking dumb. No, hey. It’s cool. Dan DiDio is supremely proud of the title. This is why he has axed it, and is going to neuter the fantastic John Constantine. As an aside, if you haven’t read Garth Ennis’ ridiculous delicious run on the title, use this bad news to motivate you.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO’ INFO and SCREENS blowout. C’mon down!
I don’t know what the fuck I’m typing today. Just balling out of control. Like the young, hip, spry gentleman I am. Whatever. Do you want a shit load of Gamer Informer pics of the new Thieving Auto title? Right here. Want some new Thieving Auto information? Also here.
‘TOY STORY 3’ writer penned the new ‘STAR WARS trilogy’s treatment. Brad Bird, Spielberg, others to take a look.
I know that someday in the next three years I’ll be pulling pubes out and cursing Episode VII. I know that, aiight? Just let me enjoy the glow of new Star Wars news that doesn’t make me want to vomit blood. Up in here today we have the little tidbit that the writer behind Toy Story 3 and Little Miss Sunshine is responsible for the new trilogy’s treatment. And not only that, but the treatment will cross some impressive desks.
This Week On The Walking Dead:
Walk With Me AND The Killer Within
Awww man. Fuckin T-DOG! We here at the ol’ OL, are shocked and saddened to report the tragic loss of our editorial favorite: Mutha Fuckin T-Dog. Don’t call it a spoiler, cause there is much else to breakdown, but got-damn, not T-Dog!!! Also, since I’m a lazy whore, and week 3 was weak sauce, we are cutting the fat out of your diet in a special double gold edition of TWD 2min Redux. So pop a bottle, and get ready to pour one out for T. God Bless.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ has THREE protagonists. What say you?
Grand Theft Auto V is branching out into unfamiliar territory. They’re dropping not one, not two, but three protagonists. It was rumored back last year, and now it has been confirmed by the next cover of Game Informer.
The Dude’s High 5s: Bond Movies
There’s a new Bond movie coming out at the week. You have no idea how much that tickles me. When I was a kid, TNT used to have the occasional “15 days of 007” and play them non stop for a fortnight. It was glorious. I’d watch them all over and over. To coincide with the release of Skyfall, I present to you all my favorite Bond Films. Please let me know what films in the series you all like. Of course if you’re not a fan of 007, please say why so I can Internet fight you in the most juvenile of fashions.
New dinosaur named after SAURON from ‘Lord of the Rings.’
Hell yeah! While it isn’t exactly the embodiment of the Evil like his character in LOTR, a dinosaur is a pretty menacing thing to hang the name Sauron on.
Video: This Campaign ad asks you to choose…Brad Bird for ‘director of EPISODE VII’
Oh this election day, here is a more sensible campaign video. It is politely making the obvious case for Brad Bird. You know, directing Episode VII.
