‘THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE’ and other Philip K. Dick works getting adapted. Yus ++
There are more Philip K. Dick adaptations coming! Oh golly. If they can pull off a The Man in The High Castle flick with great justice, you’re going to feel my fluids flowing from wherever you are. Having only read it for the first time last year, the sumbitch is still fresh in my head. Still getting my pistons pumping, if you will.
TOM HARDY totally the lead in ‘SPLINTER CELL’ movie adaptation.
Tom Hardy! You can break my back any time you want, bro. You’re quite the berries when it comes to acting. So berries, in fact, that you may be enough to get me to give a shit about a Splinter Cell movie. Ooph, that was a sentence. What about you folks?
Custom-made ‘MASS EFFECT’ sneakers are swank. Won’t fit me.
This are pretty. I’d like to strap them on, and take you out on a date. Buy you some pizza and show you my Get Rich scheme. It involves stock piling teeth fillings for the eventual stock market crash. Will you donate some? You’d look just fine down a tooth. Be a good Christian during this time of year.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ DLC ‘Mr. Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage’ announced. Has me torqued.
Fuckkk yes! I haven’t even played the first batch of Borderlands 2 DLC, but I’m sprung like hell for this baddie.
GOOGLE FIBER ripping it up with speeds of 700 Mbps. G’damn.
I’m stuck with Comcast, staring in utter jealousy at Google Fiber. I have the faint desire to cut the cables behind people’s houses in Kansas City. Only problem? Goddamn Mom took away my bicycle after she caught me smoking rat feces in the alleyway behind the bowling alley. Fucking fascist.
Bray Corbet, Dane DeHaan, and Alden Ehrenreich in running for Harry Osborn in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’
Harry Osborn up in the house! I’m really intrigued with where they’re going in this second Amazing Garfield flick. They’ve up and dropped the news that Emma Stacy is sloughing her mortal coil, but how literal are they keeping the rest of the story? Eh!? Who knows. What I do know is that I want Dane DeHaan as Harry.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ returning next March. Barely. I cannot f**king wait.
I know everyone is throwing seminal fluids everywhere over Walking Dead’s third season, but this is the jam I’m anticipating. Having read the third book of the Song of Ice and Flames or Whatever, I can attest that this season is going to buckle knees and blow out buttholes. Be prepared.
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Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ TV series adds two young hotshot scientists. Wit incoming.
I imagine these two new characters announced for the SHIELD television show are going to bubble over with typical Joss Whedon repartee. I mean, what the fuck is a Whedon television show if everyone doesn’t speak a sterling form of geek eloquence? I’m just guessing. I’m probably right, though. Totally.
