Bitcoin-funded online casino rocked over $500,000 in profit after six months. Future++

Homeboy is taking his talents to the fucking Bitcoin.

Welcome to the future, people. In the future, people not giving a fuck about governments cracking down on online gambling take their swagger to the Bitcoin casino. And this isn’t some small fry nonsense (though I suppose it is, in a relative sense), with one casino racking up over half a million in profits.

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The Dude’s High 5s: Dual Roles

The Dude's High 5.

The concept of identical twins fascinates me.  No, not the Schwarzenegger/DeVito movie from the 80’s.  Actually having a duplicate of you walking around, interacting with the world is cool as hell.  It’s also great that twins are common enough that they aren’t treated like freaks … that’s reserved for sextuplets and the like.  What does my pointless drivel have to do with anything?  Well, today’s High 5 deals with actors pulling double duty, playing two or more parts in a movie.  When it done right, it’s impressive as hell.  Hit the jump for more.

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Marvel courting ADAM SANDLER and JIM CAREY for ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’, pardon while I vomit.

They be Guardians and shit.

Sweet baby Zeus, what is going on here. If you believe the buzz around the Pop Culture Watering Hole, Marvel is courting two washed-up, unfunny since forever ago choads for Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Nintendo is remaking ‘WIND WAKER’ for the Wii U, which is sort of cool

It's everything you (never) asked for!

This can be filed under “sort of cool, but not worth buying.” Right up there in my life with the Fleshlight,  Snuggies, and an inspection sticker for my car. Nintendo is ripping out a Wii U remake of Wind Waker, probably because they have no fucking games, and no one cares about the system. It’s a semi-dope move, but it isn’t going to be enough to get me to buy the system. That’ll take a brand new Mario or Zelda title.

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This spiral galaxy is totally on edge. Relax, yo. Existence is fun.

Yo, NGC 4945. Relax. You’re on edge. Get it? ‘Cause you’re tilting. Eh, whatever. Here is a pretty awesome picture of the aforementioned galaxy, hanging out a mere 13 million light years away.

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Arnold confirms he is doing ‘TERMINATOR 5’, no one is really surprised.

WTF, I ain't got anything better to do.

Of course Arnold is doing Terminator 5. What the fuck else is the guy going to do? The Last Stand bombed. He doesn’t have a state to govern. His only claim to relevancy is a franchise that was awesome 22 years ago, and is nothing more than a relic to most of the kinds graduating high school. Arnold needs Terminator 5.

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‘DEAD SPACE 3’ features N7 ARMOR and microstransactions. Win some, lose some.

Dead Space 3 - microstransacting your ass.

At this point in the dance, continuing to complain about microtransactions in gaming is like me complaining about blood in my stool. It is part and parcel for the area. If I didn’t want blood in my stool, I’d stop soaking my cells in aluminium filings to keep away the Illuminati Mind Control. If I didn’t want to deal with microtransactions, I would stop gaming. Dead Space 3 is the latest culprit in this spreading phenomenon. But don’t cry! It has N7 armor for some of us. Wee!

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Toby Jones returning for ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER.’ Gimme Zola head!

Toby Jones and shit.

Yo, if Toby Jones is returning to Captain America: Winter Solstice, he better be showing up in that goddamn Zold robot body. None of that flashback nonsense. Naw. Give me some really cheesy science-fiction swagger, please. I mean, shoot. If they’re riffing off of the Brubaker storyline for Winter Soldier, why not go full bonkers? Right?

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Dave Gibbons’ ‘WATCHMEN’ #1 cover art on the auction block. And more!

Watchmen #1.

I guess there were other Watchmen comic books before the movie came out? Shit is hard to keep track of. One of those “comics”(or were they just adaptations of the movie?) was Watchmen #1 (probably a gimmicky marketing number), and its cover is going to be up for sale. It’s done by some Dave Gibbons guy, who frankly, I’m not really acquainted with.

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Cosplay: Elizabeth from ‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ has my Atlas Shrugging.

Elizabeth is a pretty lady.

Get it? ‘Cause the first BioShock spent its time eviscerating Atlas Shrugged? And like, I was punning on that. Talking about my dinky. Oh whatever. Anyways, you’re not here for me.

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