CHRIS PRATT is starring in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ I can dig it!

Chris Pratt is holding it down.

I love me some Chris Pratt, almost exclusively due to his performances in Parks & Rec. That said, he was good enough in Zero Dark Thirty, and apparently he is in Billy Beaner is Really Smartz. So him being cast as the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy is officially marks the moment where I begin getting excited for the flick.

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Kristen Wiig confirmed for ‘ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND CONTINUES.’ We all win.

Kristen Wiig.

Now that she is no longer plying her trade on the sinking ship that is SNL, Kristen Wiig can take her talents to greener fields. One of those zany fields will be in Anchorman 2: More, more, more Burgundy.

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Cosplay: HARLEY QUINN goes SUICIDE SQUAD for our enjoyment.

Harley Quinn. Yus.

I don’t usually dig on Harley Quinn. Sometimes she is annoyingly screechy, and in the Bat-Guy video games she is a Juggalo (Juggalette?) gone awry. This picture is fantastic though, making me double-think my abject dismissal of her character. And yes, the cosplayer is cute. Okay. You caught me.

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Watch: Paolo Rivera draws a ‘DAREDEVIL’ COVER IN 11 minutes. Time-lapse++

Daredevil #22.

Pretty outstanding video by one of my favorite artists hanging in the Marvel game, right here. Paolo Rivera has shared with the world a video of him rocking out the cover to Daredevil #22. Particularly awesome is how the video lets you see how the artist uses his own poses for reference when drawing the characters. I knew he did such a thing, but it is entertaining to all of a sudden see a picture of Rivera juxtaposed with the Webbed One.

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‘PACIFIC RIM’ early buzz is that it is monster-bashing bliss. I’m torqued.

Pacific Rim is the dopeness.

Pacific Rim is the sort of movie that is trying to surf a very specific niche. Should it slide the fuck off the rail, it is going to bash its goddamn skull and bleed suck everywhere. Should it succeed? Way gnarls, bro. Early reports is that the movie is totally fantastic, and that has this dude doing cartwheels. (What did I just type?)

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KING RICHARD III’S DUMB BONES found underneath a parking lot or something. The path of glory, man.

Homeboy was found under a parking lot. What can you do.

King Richard’s dumb bones have been found underneath some silly parking lot or some shit. One day you’re ruling the Anglo world (I think, fuck history books), the next day (relatively) you’re ventilated with daggers, and found in a parking lot. What can you do. News, and a clever little video after the break.

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Rumor: YODA getting his own ‘STAR WARS’ stand-alone movie. Oh god, his dialogue.

Yoda.

A man can’t even lay in bed and slowly drift asleep while fumbling through his RSS feed anymore. No, indeed not. Just as I was sloughing off the conscious coil for Sleep World, I came across this rather sizzling story. It smells like ice cream headache-inducing dialogue spread across a couple of hours. Though I have to say, if Disney wants to treat Star Wars much in the same way as Marvel treats their universe, I’d be fine with that. Stand alone movies running alongside bigger, more sprawling ensemble flicks. Give me them all, my Star Wars loins smolder at the very thought.

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Coco Brown is going to be the first PORN STAR in space. Humanity continues to excel.

Coco Brown.

Frankly, I’m surprised that we haven’t sent a porn star into space yet. I can’t figure out a group of people who have entertained more of the masses than the porn community, and the least we can do as a collective is let one of them gape upon (heh) the Blue Marble from afar.

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‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ Super Bowl Trailer: Erf is totally ruined, and that is awesome.

KIRK IS GOING TO DEAL WITH SOME SHIT. YO.

Hey. This trailer was posted last night during Ray Lewis’ Sermon or whatever. It’s pretty neat. Let’s talk about it.

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Rumor: “PLANET HULK” key part of Marvel’s Phase Three movie plans.

Planet Hulk in the fucking house. Maybe.

The latest rumor birds are barfing up thrice-chewed reports that Marvel’s PHAZE 3 movie plans are going to contain nothing less than Planet Hulk. I don’t know, yo. This would be particularly audacious (and awesome), so color me skeptical they’re going to aim this high. Here is hoping I am wrong.

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