‘MASS EFFECT’ series writer to pen ‘MASS EFFECT: FOUNDATION’ comics. Shiz is canon!
I’m not over Mass Effect. I’ll never be over Mass Effect. Nearly a year after Mass Effect 3: 99.9% Awesomeness, I’m beginning to feign for new iterations of the series. So yeah, bring on a canonical comic book series. I’m ready!
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CHICKEN MCNUGGETS have official names and shapes. Pink slime ++
I don’t care what makes up Chicken McNuggets. I don’t care one lick. In an ideal world, I ate 3,000 of them them a day. That very afternoon, I die after huffing on Chicken McFarts, only to be reborn the next day and do it all over again. So knowing that these delectable little food-things have names? Only makes my affection all the more potent.
“ULTIMATE’ building blocks of life found in interstellar space. I find it all confusing.
There is so much goddamn wizardry afoot in this article right here. Using telescopes or whatever to see molecules or something in deep space. Building blocks of life. All of it. All of it makes my nose bleed in a wonderful manner.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ confirmed. Plus! Release date. Next gen! DYGAF?
Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Crack the whips upon the fatigued backs of the coding slaves. Pull their ears and let them know that this year is no different than previous ones. A new copy of Everyone Loves Ezio (and hates everytone else) must ship! This one shall have pirates. Confirmed is the egregious leak from a couple of days ago.
Bitcoin value hits all-time high, the Future smiles on us.
The Bitcoin thing doesn’t seem like a fad, yo. The value against the dollar is climbing, and climbing. These days it is worth more than $32 against our Imperial credits. All sorts of science-fiction, post-something-something is occurring. Huzzah!
Kid blows $2,500 on microtransactions in 10 minutes. Nice.
Watch out parents. Your kids are going to destroy your life with microtransactions. Hide your Apple ID. Hide its password. Otherwise, you’re going to have a broke ass bank account, and a glorious pimped out ninja.
This Week On The Walking Dead: I Ain’t No Judas
Howdy ho survivors! It’s time to saddle up for another Walking Dead 2min Redux! This week is a curb-stomping good time, as Andrea goes full on Pocahontas in her quest for peace and goodwill. But are her diplomatic skills enough to prevent all out total war? Find out, as we soldier on through another jaw-dropping episode after the jump.
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 High 5s
So here we are, at the end. We made it. I mean, I did all the hard work and you totally just stood there and made snide remarks. However, I am willing to put the discrepancy over the division of labor aside. You see, this was as much my journey as it was yours. What good are my words on the screen if there is no one to read them? What good are my thoughts and opinions if I don’t get to discuss them with intelligent people? The answer is that they are nothing. Just as the gladiators of old fought for the cheers of the mob of Rome, so too do we write for adulation of the invisible specters of the internet. I want to thank you all for taking this trip with me. I wouldn’t have made it without you. So without further ado I present for the approval of the midnight society, my final scheduled High 5 … My top 5 top 5s.
Perhaps: The other side of that ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ poster is a map.
So here is the other side to what may or may not be an Assassin’s Creed 4 poster. It’s got a map! A treasure map! Let us hunt for booty, plunder depths, et cetera.
