Volcanoes caused mass extinction before dinosaurs, which let those f**kers thrive.
What scientists have dubbed a “fucking shit load” of volcanic eruptions are now thought to be responsible for mass extinctions prior to the dinosaurs. Not only that, but this “fucking shit load” (their words, not mine) of eruptions also opened the door for the dinosaurs to run amok. Oh, you fucking volcanoes, you. You just didn’t want to let the mollusks have their due, did you?
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HBO’S CEO says an HBO Go bundle with broadband package could work. Could.
It is the great problem of our time. Everybody wants to watch Game of Thrones, and ain’t nobody wanting to pay for the television package that will grant it. The general response is to either download it, pay for the corpulent package, or borrow someone else’s HBO GO password. A more progressive solution would be for HBO to offer a standalone HBO Go service. This has seemed like a pipe dream, but HBO’s CEO has warmed to the idea. A little bit. A smidgen Let me dream.
NYU STUDENT creates gel that stops bleeding instantly. MEDI-GEL GET.
I knew that Mass Effect was true. I just knew it. All those letters I have sent to Shepard care of The Citadel haven’t been in vain. Knew it, knew it! You doubt me? Check this fresh shit out. A college student has created a gel that stops bleeding instantly. Just like medi-gel, yo! Now we must prepare for the Reapers. You with me?
Opinions Vary: Cancer Patients and Lottery Scams
What does that title have to do with that picture? Nothing. What does it have to do with this whole article? I’ll get to that. You see, this is my turn to helm the column Opinions Vary. Today you’ll be stepping into my fun house to play with my magic mirrors. Wipe your feet and keep your grubby hands off the glass..
I love to laugh. Nothing makes me happier … literally. What gives me a raging funny boner? Random shit. The more random, and more macabre (hence the title) the more I like it. Even as a small child I was chastised for laughing or joking about horrible things. I was met by the age old adage “There is a Time and a Place for Jokes.” I agree with that statement, and here we get onto the crazy train that is my opinion.
The Time and Place for Laughing or Making Jokes are Always, and Everywhere!
Google Chrome experiment turns websites into a game of ‘MARBLE MADNESS.’
Here is a new use for Omega Level. There is a little Google Chrome gadgetry that turns websites into playable games of Marble Madness. Boot that shit up on OL, and navigate the latex cosplay in ways you never would have anticipated.
Cosplay: ‘FINAL FANTASY XII’ vieran cosplay is bunny-eared bliss.
Yar! Final Fantasy XII suffers often from being forgotten by me. However when I recall the game, I have nothing but fond memories. Perchance it is because there were hot ass bunnies running throughout the game. These delectable NPCs would pat on the television screen. Demanding that I pull out my schlong. Who am I to disagree? I couldn’t. I didn’t.
NEIL GAIMAN returning to Marvel, bringing ANGELA with him.
I didn’t see this one coming. I suppose that isn’t surprising, since I cannot see much through the womb of caffeine and masturbating that I exist within. Neil Gaiman is returning to Marvel, and the good man is bringing Angela with him. Yes, that Angela. The one he co-created with Todd McExpensiveBaseBalls way back in the day.
‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ International Trailer: Sherlock and Millennium Falcons
Whatever that little ship Kirk and company are flying in this trailer, I’ll be goddamned if it doesn’t look like the Falcon. Rest easy now Abrams, you’ve gotten the franchise you wanted. No, seriously though. This trailer is amazing. There are like a million explosions. Space flight. Space suits. And by the end, my tits are painfully swole.
[Update: No!] VOYAGER 1 has left the SOLAR SYSTEM. We did it!
[Update: It hasn’t. I frigging knew it.]
Voyager 1 has totally left the solar system. This time it is for real. Right? I feel as though I have written nineteen different posts about Voyager 1, and whether or not it has crossed the cosmic Rubicon Now comes a paper that has confirmed the spectacular leap for mankind. We get to keep it this time, right? Please?
Leak reinforces idea that NEW XBOX will be always-connected. Bleh.
Last time I posted about the possibility that the new Xbox will be always-on, more than one person pointed out what a dangerous roll of the dice this would be. You know, always-on games and always-on consoles are two beasts. How many people would Microsoft lose out on, from this policy alone? And what would the risks be? Look at the fucking SimCity debacle. So I was convinced that it probably wasn’t going to happen. Now? Now I am not so sure.
