‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ VIRAL VIDEOS: Conspiracy Group Hunts The Hulk!

Agents of SHIELD.

Interesting. Here are a bunch of viral videos for Agents of SHIELD. They’re neat enough. What is intriguing about them however is that they raise the question of when the show takes place. Many a person has speculated that Coulson is actually dead, and the television show takes place prior to Avengers. These videos could corroborate such a belief. I mean, the Hulk is a “real life creature” being investigated? Seeing Iron Man on film a big deal? Motherfuckers are both wayyy out in open by the time of the Avengers credits roll.

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JACK BAUER AND ’24’ RETURNING TO FOX. Torture Porn Addicts Moan.

24.

I didn’t see this coming. It looks like everyone’s favorite utilitarian torture export and post 9/11 wunder-hero is returning to television. Kiefer Sutherland will be dusting off the heavy artillery and reprising his role as Jack Bauer next year, as 24 returns for a twelve-episode journey.

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Petition wants EDMONTON to BUILD A WOLVERINE STATUE. I say why not.

Wolverine.

There is a petition going around that is asking Edmonton to build a Wolverine status. Specifically, a 1,000 foot tall one. Me? I say why the fuck not. Lord knows walking around my campus I come across more ludicrous works of modern art. Sure they probably didn’t cost as much as this one will. Sure! But this is Wolverine. The Wolverine.

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Monday Morning Commute: SHALL WE BEGIN?

MMC.

Welcome to Monday Morning Commute – the weekly tribal meeting where those upon the SpaceShip Omega share what they’re interested in during the next seven or so days. The exercise is designed to pollinate each other’s lives with both shared and new arts and farts, in an effort to mitigate the tediousness that Existence can become.

Time is short, let’s tug on one another.

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Cosplay: LADY CAPTAIN AMERICA brings truth and liberty, with a sheen.

Lady Cap.

Some Lady Captain America to kick off your work week.

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‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ SEASON 4 Trailer: The Bluths Are Coming

The Bluths.

I’ve been trying to play it pretty cool about the new season of Arrested Development. Telling myself it won’t be as good. Telling myself it doesn’t mean as much to me as it really does. Unfortunately, this trailer blows the bung hole out of my feigned disaffection. Sweet Golem Titties, the revival is only two weeks away.

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‘MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ PROMO #1: Coulson and friends GET WEIRD

OH MY GAWD HE IS BACK

Here is a fairly unexciting debut trailer for ABC’s Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD. You have Coulson (and while it is antithetical to say, I don’t really care about him) and friends tackling strange events and stuff. My guess? Superhero procedural. I’ll be there, even if I am fairly apathetic towards this first glimpse.

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Opinions Vary: Rocky IV Is a Cold War Musical Extravaganza

Rocky IV

In case you missed it, it was recently announced that Rocky: the Musical, the tuneful reimagining of the Oscar-winning film and current hit in Germany, will be coming to Broadway in the near future. A brainchild of none other than Sylvester Stallone, the production transports the classic boxing story from the screen to the stage, to a genre whose aim is to not only capture the eyes of the audience, but their ears as well (without the need to cast Mike Tyson). So American audiences will soon have the opportunity to do more than just cheer on their favorite all-American underdog; they will be able to sing along with the prized pugilist, lyric for mumbled lyric. Keep Reading »

RETRO GAME CLUB #2: The Sweet Taste of EIGHT-BIT Victory

He eats one!

…and now here in the second installment of Retro Game Club, we experience the sweet taste of victory.

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WATCH: First f**king footage from Marvel’s ‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D’

Agents of SHIELD.

The first footage from the officially picked up (I’ve been busy or I would have ranted about this) Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD has dropped. Come hither and take it into your brain-guts. It’ll sate you until the official preview arrives tonight.

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