Rumors: ABRAMS considering dropping ‘EPISODE VII’, ‘THOR’ writers penning THIRD ‘STAR TREK’ film?
I find it highly fucking likely that J.J. Abrams is going to drop out of Episode VII, but apparently that is the rumor making the rounds. YesIrealizethatIamnobetterthananyone by perpetuating this potential fart in the echo chamber. I get that. However as a Trek-Wars dork, I find any and all speculation to be a degree erotic.
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WARREN ELLIS’ ‘DEAD PIG COLLECTOR’ scheduled for JULY 30 RELEASE. Boing goes my groin.
When Warren Ellis unexpectedly severed ties with his publisher, I shat. I shat gooey shit-shat all over the inside of my jeans, shorts, dress pants. The scathing went on for days. For, I wondered, what the fuck was going to happen to his digital crime novella? Dead Pig Collector? Sure I heard it was picked up by another house, but when would it drop?
Well, it appears I can stop making caca.
‘BREAKING BAD’ FINAL SEASON TRAILER: You’re Goddamn Right
Oh boy. This is a trailer for Breaking Bad‘s final season composed out of the glorious moments from seasons prior. What a fucking trip this show has been. An unrelenting descent into hubris, drugs, and funny looking hats. I don’t think there is anything currently running on television that’ll fit this show’s place in my rotting core once it ends, but perhaps that is a testament to its quality. More than anything else.
WHEDON: ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON’ offering NEW TAKE ON ULTRON. Cry FAN PEOPLE, Cry!
So, wait. Maybe I don’t have to delve into the recent Age of Ultron mega-event-thing that ravaged the Marvel titles on the shelves (unless you folks assure me that it provokes prostate pleasure. Jossy Whedon has gone on record stating that his Avengers sequel of the same exact name won’t be the same exact story.
Oh.
Aiight.
MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE: Go Back To Sleep, America!
Another Monday. Another Morning Commute. I ain’t complaining. I’m still sucking wind on the Big Blue Marble. For the moment. And for the moment it is still Big, and Blue. So while I’m here, let me lead the communion. This is the wonderful column where we share the various arts, farts, liquors, variety of cracker, and other nonsenses that are entertaining us in a given week.
Cosplay: LADY RAIDEN from ‘METAL GEAR RISING’ has eh, something rising! #Shame
Long Live the New Flesh! Forget silly things like being bound by the laws of nature or the meat-sack. Let us bask in the appreciable sexiness of a post-human.
MARVEL ANNOUNCES ‘AVENGERS’ SEQUEL, ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ WOOO.
Fucking Christ, SDCC. I’m supposed to be drinking with friends, bowling and shit. Then you drop this fucking news on a Saturday night. So uh, yeah. The Avengers sequel has an official title.
‘THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’ TRAILER: Let hope ring with a bow and arrow.
Here’s the trailer for Catching Fire, which is the movie that is most guaranteed to make three-gillion dollars this holiday season. I’ll be there! Not just because I love Jenny Lawrence more than I love coating myself in peanut butter and asphyxiating myself to reruns of Ren and Stimpy. No, no. I also dig the source material. I mean, teaching adolescents rebellion and anarchy? I’ll take it.
‘SUPERMAN/BATMAN’ flick roughly based on ‘THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS.’ Cream pants…now!
Well then. Here is some more news regarding the Superman/Batman flick. Apparently the son of a bitch is going to riff on the seminal Dark Knight Returns. In fact, they dropped some of the most famous dialogue at the movie’s reveal.
Hit the jump to check it out.
