PlayStation “FOR THE PLAYERS SINCE 1995” TRAILER: TIME-CAKED GOOSEBUMPS
Oh man, this video. I can feel the winds of time brush over me as I watch it. As someone who has consistently owned a PlayStation product since buying his PSX on launch day, the little retrospective simultaneously amps me for PS4 while making me nostalgic for some Battle Arena Toshinden.
Jump into the time machine after the jump.
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NETFLIX has most likely OVERTAKEN HBO in PAID US Subscriptions
Am I speaking for everyone when I say that all I really care about regarding this news is how it may or may not force HBO to offer up a detached, HBO Go-style service for us all? No, some of you don’t give a shit? Then uh — I’m totally enjoying watching the relative New Kid put the Old Dinosaur in a head lock. This is that portion of the story that I can get behind as well.
Or something.
‘PARKS AND REC’ ON HIATUS STARTING NOW. DARKNESS, DARKNESS.
This is some shade of bullshit. To quote the billionaire Jay Z, NBC can kiss my whole asshole.
Dope Poster: EVERY ‘STAR WARS’ CHARACTER from THE TRILOGY
Max Dalton is beast mode as fuck. Dude has conjured up a sweet ass print that features every Star Wars character. From all three movies. Eh? See what he did there? See what I’m doing? It’s pretty great.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Cosplay: FLEMETH from ‘DRAGON AGE 2’ is white-haired beauty.
Shoot, I like it old! I like it young! Don’t matter. Beauty is beauty, incapable of being proscribed to a particular form or function. Right? Eh?! Liberate your minds, you fucks! (Or at least check out this rocking cosplay after the jump.)
ABSURDITY: KILLER CLOWNS ASSASSINATE MEXICAN DRUG LORD.
Just because Breaking Bad is over, it doesn’t mean that the world will be bereft of absurd cartel-related killings. I mean, the show got wild, but it never had killer clowns.
Killer.
Fucking.
Clowns.
Monday Morning Commute: It’s More Of A Fringe Science
Welcome, friends. Welcome to the Space-Ship Omega’s weekly column, Monday Morning Commute. Within these walls, I, the captain, and you all will share the various arts and farts that we’re interested in during a given week. The foci are generally said arts (and poots!) that are upcoming, but feel free to share past-dalliances that are on your dome-piece as well.
Time is of the something!
‘COMMUNITY’ RETURNING IN JANUARY. Infinitly Cool, Cool, Cool.
The show I love that by all signs shouldn’t have gotten a glorious fifth season and definitely shouldn’t have regained its creator is coming back this January. Rejoice, all ye faithful.
SQUARE ENIX creates ‘FINAL FANTASY COMMITTEE’ to OVERSEE FRANCHISE.
Yeah, that’s what Square Enix needs. More fucking bureaucracy. They’ve created a “Final Fantasy Committee” to oversee the franchise. With the franchise dying a general laughingstock for gamers of my generations, it’s good to see them making an effort. Makes sense. But I’m not sure it is needed. They could just try reading any news story written about them over the last twelve years.
Press Start: Panic-Delaying the Next Generation
I feel like I’ve just emerged from another womb; a womb of my own creation, fitted with a plasma screen and an XBOX 360: filled with the stench of my own self-loathing and regret. Yeah, I’ve been playing a lot of GTA V lately, so much so that I forgot I had a duty to talk shit about video games and pontificate like you all gave one. Despising myself as I was, but conveniently blaming GTA V at the same time, I was surprised to find out that the game hadn’t just fucked up my life, but the industry as a whole.
