Shia LaDouche continues attack on Clowes. Is pretty much shit.
The Shia LaDouche unrepentant dick-bag campaign has continued trudging alone into the new year. After apologizing last week, the pretentious untalented prick has proudly kept swinging at Clowes in a couple of ways. Oh man, c’mon Suburbia. We get it. You’re a prick.
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Behold! This is the deepest into space we’ve looked!
I’m kind of skeptical that this is actually the furthest we’ve seen into space. You know? I ain’t taking anything away from you, Hubble. You’re wonderful. I just suspect that such a news story is laden with unspoken caveats up the ass. But whatever. Let’s just appreciate the beauty together. Hold my hand. Hold it!
Watch: Dude sets XBL username to “XBOX SIGN OUT”, trolls. Hilarity ensues.
This is fucking amazing. Truly next level XB1 Kinect-coated trolling. Dude-bro changes his gamertag to “Xbox Sign Out.” Pisses people off. They scream his name. They (almost) sign out. Seems simple. But brilliant. So good.
‘SNOWPIERCER’ International Trailer: The Sci-Fi We Deserve
If you haven’t been following the news: Snowpiercer is a universally acclaimed science-fiction flick. It’s been bought up by those Weinstein fucks, who are insisting on original-cut-of-Blade-Runner levels of amendments to the movie. There’s been a back and forth, with the director and we haven’t gotten the movie due to it. Here’s an international trailer (complete with synopsis ’cause…you know, trailer’s in Japanese) teasing what we’re missing.
John Carmack developing OCULUS RIFT games. Meh?
John Carmack was a visionary back in the day. Doom. Quake. The engines for both. And for those wondrous developments he holds my eternal appreciation. However, I can’t really get up for anything he’s done in…fourteen years? So him developing the Oculus Rift is like announcing John Carpenter is making a new movie. Classic dude. Time has passed. Am I alone?
Wachowski’s Netflix series ‘SENSE8’ gets some deets.
Despite breaking my heart with the Matrix sequels, the Wachowskis are always capable of exciting me. I don’t understand the phenomena, I’m just learning to live with it. So yeah, I’m excited for Sense8.
Rafael Grampa bottle for ABSOLUT KARNIVAL is gorgeous inebriation.
Well fuck if Rafael Grampa doesn’t feel like actually delivering any new funny books, at least the dude is staying busy. Nike commercials, vokda bottles. The talented motherfucker’s artwork is coming to us still, just not in my desired form.
Still though. Pretty.
Marvel’s 2013 EVENT REVEALED, “Original Sin.”
Uatu, the fat-headed fuck has been murdered. Marvel’s 2014 event is centered around founding out who popped the Watcher. My best guess? One of the other Watchers. How many times did that fucker meddle in human affairs? Like…seriously.
Image Comics has a pretty killer December in Bookstore sales.
It isn’t any secret to those that frequent this joint that we’re big fans of Image. Love the creators-centric approach. Dig an unhealthy amount of their titles. So when news hits that they had a pretty radical December in terms of sales, don’t be shocked at my little dancing dinky. I mean — be shocked that I’ve taken it out in the middle of the 7-Eleven. Just don’t be shocked that it’s happy.
SPACE PORN: Behold the Star Cluster that wowed the Romans
Check out M7! This glorious star cluster is so gods-damned bright that the Romans were capable of seeing it in the night sky. So yeah! Drop down and get your learn on about the collection of about 100 stars that wowed the hair off of Ptolemy’s nips.
