THE FUTURE! Two Las Vegas casino hotels accepting Bitcoin. For stuff.

Vegas.

My future is arriving, albeit slowly! You know, no jet packs yet. And you can’t gamble with cryptocurrencies, either. However! You can stay in a fucking Las Vegas hotel room currency of the wunder-moneys. That’s gotta…that’s gotta be some shade of cool. Right?

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Colliding galaxies dance the dance of death

Boom boom boom.

Two galaxies. Engaged in an epic dance of death. Whilst they slowly pull one another apart, only one shall survive the throwdown. My money is on…the one that the article says will survive. Those space people, they know their shit.

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Cosplay: Rule 63 Cable proves Hope (Summers) springs eternal

No big deal.

Rule 63 Cable. Baby Hope Summers. Just rolling around. No big deal, at all. Though I have to say running around with a baby on your chest whilst defending its life with giant ass guns is probably not the best idea. Not a knock on the cosplay, though. Just on Nathan Summers being a bit careless. Is all.

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Giannis Milonogiannis does ‘ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK.’ F**k yeah.

Fuck yes.

Came across this on Tumblr. Is it old? Is it new? Does it fucking matter? EscapeFromNewYork+GiannisMilonogiannis = time and space is irrelevant, you lunkhead.

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Watch: ‘FIGHT CLUB’ without Tyler Durden is true mania.

Fight Club.

Oh hey! It’s perhaps the quintessential scene from Fight Club without Tyler Durden. Right about shows you how delusion our boy Narrator was? Insanity? Guts? Insane-guts? Just check it out, fucker.

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‘THE RAID 2’ U.S. Trailer: All The Swords, All The Fists

The Raid 2.

The first official US trailer for The Raid 2 has dropped. Sweet Berry Wine, this flick looks goddamn insane. Cannot wait. Cannot.

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Image comics announces ‘THE FIELD’ from Ed Brisson and Simon Roy.

The Field.

After discovering his righteousness across the pages of Prophet, I’m pretty much ready to ride and die with Simon Roy. So when word comes that he’s teaming up with Ed Brisson for a mini-series after at Image…I’m both jacked. And pumped.

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Watch: KING HIPPO from ‘Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!’ created in 3D CHALK ART.

King Hippo!

King Hippo! That fucking prick! The first time I came across his path he foiled me for a bit. I was young as fuck, and all. However after realizing once you knocked his ass down, he never got back up I came to have a sad reverence for the poor prick. The same reverence is found in this pretty bad ass video, where the classic poor fuck gets converted into 3D chalk art.

Fuck yeah!

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‘PARKS & REC’ RENEWED FOR SEVENTH SEASON. ALL THE CAPS.

Andy-Dwyer

This makes me happy. Tell me it doesn’t make you happy, and I’m liable to swing on you. I’ll swing! Seriously though, I want all the success in the world for this show. Even though I haven’t been as fucking thrilled with Parks this season as I have been in the past, I still enjoy it a heft amount. And more importantly, Parks and Rec continuing to exist when most fibers of my psyche are telling me “it’s not dumb enough for the average member of Bovine America” is a small victory.

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Indignant Gasp! Microsoft pays YouTube personalities to promote Xbox One

OPRAH.

This is a surprise! A horrible, wrenching surprise. Apparently Microsoft pays, pays! YouTube personalities to promote XB1. Here I thought these folks were bulletproof, incapable of being morally assailed.

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