Kojima on how SOLID SNAKE got his name. Yeahokaykojima.

solid snake and shit

Hideo Kojima is many things. Fan of eye-rolling, bloated philosophical cut scenes. Master of the Metal Gear kingdom. Perpetual tease. But now! Now I say dare friends, he is a liar.

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Dude accused of using A DRONE to sneak drugs INTO PRISON. Future++

Drone.

All sorts of futuristic bullshittery dropping this week. A Bitcoin exchange may or may not be stealing like millions or whatever from its users while crying poverty. And now a man is accused of using a drone to deliver drugs to a prison. Amazon Prime Air ain’t got shit on this dude.

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‘WARLORDS OF DRAENOR’ is dropping this fall; digital preorders open. Perks Get!

WARLORDS OF DRAENOR.

Still on the fence about the next WoW expansion pack. I’ve played every one of them,  my interest diminishing with each installment. The time I spend in the expansion decreased, that Old Douchebag sentiment of yearning for bygone days spiking.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ Clip: Rooftop! Like We Bringin’ 88 Back!

The Winter Soldier.

You’ll notice that my headline has a lot to do with Das Racist (or Nas if you prefer), and very little to do with this clip. ‘Cause I’m fucking done! I can’t keep treating myself to these clips, or there ain’t going to be a movie left to peep. But hey if you want to check it out, apparently it’s the first encounter between Cap and The Winter Guy.

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Warner Bros. reveals Grant Gustin’s FULL ‘FLASH’ costume. I dig it.

The Flash.

I haven’t really watched any of the CW’s stable of DC comic adaptations. Gave up on Smallville. Want to watch Arrow but haven’t as of now. Yet even I am a little piqued in the pink-bits at the costume Grant Gustin shall be wearing on the upcoming Flash.

Hit the jump for a full look.

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New ‘ORPHAN BLACK’ Season 2 Trailer: All Your Clones Are Belong To Us

Orphan Black.

New Orphan Black trailer! New Orphan Black trailer! Drop down and get your clone on? Or something?

Just hit the jump.

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Cosplay: This TIFA LOCKHART is Final Heaven

Tifa!

God bless, god bless. Been a minute since I’ve featured some Tifa Lockhart. Or as she was called around my group of friends, “the fictional character that launched a thousand hormonal ships into the thralls of puberty.” Whelp — here I go, paying tribute to the lass with some wonderful cosplay.

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Magic: The Gathering (of Buttcracks!)

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One of the largest Magic: The Gathering tournaments was held this weekend in good old Richmond, Virginia. One intrepid attendee had a mission outside of just rocking some ill card game-matches (can you tell I don’t play?). It was to chronicle the plethora of buttcracks hangin’ out proud. In the wind. Hit the jump to join him on his mission.

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Dan Harmon + Mitch Hurwitz = WORKING ON MYSTERY PROJECT OF GLORY.

Power Couple

Dan Harmon. Mitch Hurwitz. Hard to think of two bigger cult heroes in the world of comedic television. (I’m not really thinking hard at all, but I ruminate on their names and I’m like HOLY SHIT THEY’RE BOTH BIG.) Now these two wonderful bastards are working on a project. Together! Can your gaping maw hold their glory thrusts? Mine can!

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Monday Morning Commute: No Rest for the Wicked.

No Rest for the WickedAin’t no damn time to be on time anymore!

Yeah, you’re lookin’ at the third late MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE in a row. Why’s that, you ask? Well, could be because I’m so goddamn busy. Y’know how it is in this modern condition! Papers to file! Dogs to sic on mailmen! Fistfights to have in grocery store dairy aisles!

Things to do!

But even though I’m chronically tardy, I’m still tryin’ to resist! Tryin’ to brace myself against the crashing waves of responsibility. And that’s why I keep comin’ back to the MMC! I need ideas, folks! Suggestions that’ll keep my head up while I suffer the slings and arrows of the outrageous 9-5 life.

Help me find fun things to do!

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